b @helloitsbex

actual sex lawyer. tragic mets diehard. amateur weather herb. somehow still playing roller derby. #notonherb nyc/nola Joined February 2017

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b @helloitsbex

12 months ago

any lonely mets fans need a plus one for game 4? i’ll be in town for a family wedding. i’m a die hard fan & a good time

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Zo @CommieRaeJeps3n

12 months ago

@real_green_man they're performing transgender surgeries on pete alonso

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

just had really good bar jambalaya while someone did heads will roll karaoke and briefly reached nirvana

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

can someone please get mendy a glass of water

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

freddie freeman’s veneers literally appear to me in the night

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

they started playing timmy trumpet during the beach volleyball match and the US immediately lost the set point lol

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

i am truly going to need that one shrieking fan to go fall into the toilet for the rest of the ballgame it’s making me experience psychosis

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

lol ronnie and steve were like “so he’s going to hit a grand slam now” and then he did and then ronnie was like “yeah no duh”

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a very wild part of working for a nonprofit where i have a nonprofit salary but travel VERY frequently is that when i get a first class upgrade on a flight i eat the best meal i’ll have over several weeks

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

i really keep expecting myself to grow out of the old i-need-to-escape-from-my-hometown angst especially since i escaped two years ago but i swear it’s so complicated when the hometown is NYC idk how to explain it

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jenna @jennaashlyn

a year ago

gerrit cole: having a meltdown as he confronts his injury-spurred downfall ESPN broadcast: 🎶 oh my god! todo lo malo échalo pa' allá 🎶 🕺

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b @helloitsbex

a year ago

the way this heals the elementary school kid inside me. is the crosstown rivalry as bitter among The Children now as it was in the early 2000s? that shit scarred me