Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

Vote for ANY functioning adult 2020!! Very excited to announce the platform! We promise: -to be normal -to not be crazy -look at things with morals instead of our dicks! -to not fuck up america! vote for us if you want to live in America instead of hell!

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Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

5 years ago

Okay Sommer Ray said she was gonna start an onlyfans and then switched on us females are toxic and only lie to men, in this essay I will tell you why women deserve less @SommerRay come at me bro

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Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

5 years ago

working at the place i do is lowkey kinda surreal just the same task, for 9 hours i love it

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Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

5 years ago

I get scared my tweets will hold up in court and convict me of the manslaughter I “axidentaly” committed For legal reasons: that’s a joke

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Pokémon Sword + Shield News @SwordShieldNews

5 years ago

I jacked off 4 times today man i miss her

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phroggy phrogster @froggggers

5 years ago

when you’re washing your hands why do siblings think it’s okay to put their hands over yours so they can wash it first like just wait until i’m finished you flippin baboon

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Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

5 years ago

If anyone has the magical cure to anxiety (like telling me exactly how my first day at my new job is gonna go) please hmu, would love to not have the next 24 hours be slow and torturous

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Dead or in love @helpmybrain247

5 years ago

Just so everyone is aware, my absolutely stupid sense of humor comes from the darkness within my mind. When I can’t feel anything or don’t want to face my brian I just say “haha caveman rock eater funny” and continue on with my day