Brian Dawson @heybriandawson
Passionately uncommitted inactivist. Ohioan; Texan-in-law; ex-NYC. Libertarian troglodyte. 1st Amendment absolutist. Bluesky: @heybriandawson Charlottesville, Virginia Joined March 2010-
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This is brilliant the-express.com/news/us-news/1…
"I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Jews"
"I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling Jews"
Trumpkins and Hamas-niks agree that Joe Biden is a worthless turd. Stopped clock, twice a day, etc.
Trumpkins and Hamas-niks agree that Joe Biden is a worthless turd. Stopped clock, twice a day, etc.
I’ll put this one in the “Deep Thoughts I Can Probably Skip” file
#RIP and godspeed, Richard Tandy. What a musician, what a band. #ELO theguardian.com/music/2024/may…
Never been a fan of fraternities in the slightest, but I’ll make a large exception for these great Americans
Never been a fan of fraternities in the slightest, but I’ll make a large exception for these great Americans
Finally, a worthy collegiate cause! Please give what you can
Finally, a worthy collegiate cause! Please give what you can
What a difference 17 years makes. Happy birthday, buddy. I love you more than I can possibly say.
The Baader-Meinhof faction of the party—which increasingly seems to include everyone except John Fetterman—is very, very mad. (Also very, very ignorant.)
The Baader-Meinhof faction of the party—which increasingly seems to include everyone except John Fetterman—is very, very mad. (Also very, very ignorant.)
Congratulations, educators and parents of the last two decades, for raising the biggest bunch of morons on the planet. Our country is in the finest hands. These cretins obviously have no marketable (or social) skills and seem destined to end up as wards of the state. Yay.
My grandparents helped hide Jews fleeing southern Italy in railroad tunnels, and then lived in those tunnels for weeks, eating dirt and grass, until American soldiers came through. You bought a kaffiyeh from Amazon and glamped for a week on the middle of Manhattan.
They got the short end of the nasal swab and the Palestinian flagpole thanks to their idiot peers and the idiot adults before them
All too believable, actually. Morons.
“A 40-year-old man was acquitted of a drunken driving offense after doctors confirmed he had a rare condition: auto-brewery syndrome.” nytimes.com/2024/04/23/wor…
My favorite line in one of the multiplying Taylor Swift takedowns was the opener of the piece by the anonymous Paste reviewer of her new album: “Sylvia Plath stuck her head in an oven for this?”
@NeriaKraus Nazis block Jews from entering the University of Vienna. Austria, 1938.
This guy got into Stanford, Princeton, and Yale a few years ago. He went to Yale. These schools are what they want to be.
As my own kids near college age, I fervently hope that the unspeakable campus rot the last few months have exposed will be the thing that finally bursts the higher-ed bubble. Worth noting as well that these are the people whose loans Biden wants taxpayers to pick up.
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@heybriandawson Right on schedule, baby! You, my friend, are better than a Swiss watch.
Good thing games in April and May don't count as much as those in August and September, as I was told throughout last year
The only sad thing about O.J. Simpson's death is that Norm Macdonald had to go first.
Useful tip: When eulogizing someone in politics, you never have to say you "didn't always see eye-to-eye." Just talk about them as a friend and a person. You don't need to bolster your own ideological credibility.
Joe Lieberman and I didn’t always see eye-to-eye, but he had an extraordinary career in public service, including four decades spent fighting for the people of Connecticut. He also worked hard to repeal “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” and helped us pass the Affordable Care Act. In both…
@heybriandawson That’s pretty amazing! Love her outfit and background looks pretty fancy for high school
Happy sixteenth birthday, Trixie! Here’s to many more years of laptime, cuddles, and you expressing your feelings (especially before feeding time).
Not only is today February 29, it’s “Skirmish at Rio Hill” Day. After the skirmish everyone went to Kroger for groceries and Chandler’s for cupcakes.
@heybriandawson I saw him once at the Rubin Museum falling asleep in the front row of a Laurie Anderson lecture. I thought it was hilarious at the time but now I realize how sick he was by that point (2010ish).
@heybriandawson It’s an interesting book! I never realized how much sway Warhol held over the marketing, direction, etc. of the band. And the licensing/endorsements chapter near the end is hilarious… Lou cynically cashing in big…
They came and went pretty fast, but Faith No More deserves more credit for wresting America away from hair metal and into the era of more legitimate rock. Their first album, which is excellent, came out in 1990: youtube.com/watch?v=32bdev…
Since I was 13 I have worn #41, from church youth to intramurals to old man rec league. Why? Because my all-time favorite basketball player is Thurl Bailey. Tonight I finally got to meet him, thanks to Holly Rowe! They say never meet your heroes. Well, I did. And it was awesome.
Passed the Brimley Line today. We did it, fam.
@heybriandawson I’d pay good money to see her work the sidelines with a clipboard. She’d become a bloodthirsty pixie.
@aharms42 @heybriandawson Are you suggesting that those fine young baptists did? They with the calf length cheerleading skirts?
@heybriandawson Wow… I can’t believe he’s really retiring but will gladly let UofM take credit for it. Ding dong the witch is dead. Now we gotta get Izzo out
I’m actually irritated the Packers are playing so well because it’s giving me hope.
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