high definition @hghdefinition

roll tide Joined August 2011

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high definition @hghdefinition

2 years ago

Went to the driving range today. I will defeat golf

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high definition @hghdefinition

2 years ago

The correct way to use Twitter — and this is true — is to log in, DONT LOOK AT ANYTHING, tweet whatever you wanted to say, and then immediately delete the app

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high definition @hghdefinition

2 years ago

zoning out and fucking off

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high definition @hghdefinition

2 years ago

Every time I run a fantasy team, I feel like Cameron Diaz in Any Given Sunday

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high definition @hghdefinition

2 years ago

walker texas angel

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

Sometimes half ass is enough ass

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

I’m going to start using “watching golf” as a euphemism for masturbating, and I’m going to start using “masturbating” as a euphemism for watching golf.

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

reflecting on my choices

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Andrea More @amore_orless

3 years ago

Adidas’s founders were nazis which is why I wear Nike. No nazi ties and they also provide children with jobs

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horse powder @JuliusIrvington

3 years ago

it’s great when you get prescribed ADHD medicine so you can finally stop procrastinating and start masturbating for three hours at a time

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

One of my coworkers was talking about what if you did a couple's costume but there was a miscommunication. What if someone showed up as Whitney Houston and the other person showed up as Bobby Hill

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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James.xlsm @JamesT425

3 years ago

You hit Tom Brady like that and you’re getting drawn and quartered

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high definition @hghdefinition

3 years ago

I guess Tennessee's check to the Birmingham office cleared

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John Fauxgerty @_flyentologist

3 years ago

The popeye effect where he eats a can of spinach and goes sicko mode, except it’s Nick Saban eating two oatmeal crème pies and watching the weather channel

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Cooper Adams @CoopsFB

3 years ago

i need the nfl to lean into TNF being terrible games and make the loser keep playing on TNF until they win and then they can get back on sun/mon and the new loser is stuck