Im not high, youre high! @higthoughts

A collection of thoughts and ideas I've had while enjoying a particular plant ~ all original thoughts unless stated otherwise stoned on the couch Joined May 2018

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Im not high, youre high! @higthoughts

7 years ago

I wasn't sure if there was anything left in my dab pen so I took a hit to see. There was indeed a decent amount left and that may have been the dumbest way to find out. I'm fucked and I have work in two hours. #stonerstories #highdeas #hideas

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7 years ago

sure being sober is nice but have you tried never feeling anything it's great

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7 years ago

"I'm too sober for this shit"

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daddy kylo @daddy_kylo_

7 years ago

2. a drug that makes you not addicted to drugs but then you're addicted to that drug

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7 years ago

I think I just burped out loud in public but I'm not sure because I have headphones in so I'm trying not to make eye contact with anyone

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Leeway ✘ @LeewayPanick

7 years ago

And my sheets smell like sex

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7 years ago

I wanna use one of those photo ordering sites to order nice 8 x 10 canvases of my favourite memes so I can hang them up around my room.

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7 years ago

I hate that "who tf" could be abbreviated to "wtf" but it can't be because "wtf" is "what tf" and so there's no other way to abbreviate "who tf" and it's just really annoying

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7 years ago

I hope everyone gets to the level of confidence where receiving a complemet is somewhat annoying because it's obvious that you are good at what you're good at. It's like pointing out the sky is blue. everyone deserves to and should feel this way about themselves.

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7 years ago

I wonder how often Starbucks employees sees someone come in with a backpack, sit down, take out their phone, and procede to stay on their phone until they leave with an unopened backpack