HIMYM Script! @himym_script
Tweeting all of 'How I Met Your Mother'. Currently on 1x01! Joined January 2015-
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Ted: Even If I was ready, which I'm not, but If I was it's like okay I'm ready, where is she? [turns around and sees Robin]
Ted: Plan has always been don't even think about it til you're 30. Barney: Exactly. The guy doesn't even own a suit!
Ted: Why am I freaking out all of a sudden, this is crazy, I'm not ready to settle down. Barney: How does Carl land a Lebanese girl?
Marshall: I don't know how I was so scared of this. It's pretty easy, right? [opens the bottle and the cork finds Lily's eye]
Marshall: Where's that champagne? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancee.
Marshall: I promised Ted we wouldn't do that. Lily: Did you know there's a pop tart under your fridge? Marshall: No, but dips.
Ted: You wanna go out sometime? Yasmin: I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend. [points at the bartender] Ted: Sup, Carl?
Marshall: Will you marry me? Lily: Of course, you idiot!!
There are 2 big questions a man has to ask in life. One u plan out for months. The other just slips out when you're half drunk at some bar.
[Lily hands the champagne to Marshall] Marshall: Fine. [nervously looks at the bottle and hands it back to Lily] Please open it?
Marshall: Yeah... [gives it back] Lily: No. You are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne! M: I'm not scared. L: Then open it!
Marshall: Oh hey, look what I got! [opens the fridge, takes out a bottle and hands it to Lily Lily: Aw honey! Champagne! [gives it back]
Yasmin: Actually I think it's cute. Ted: You're clearly drunk. [picks glass up] One more for the lady!
[Yasmin chuckles] Ted: Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh?
Band, no DJ, people will dance, I'm not gonna worry about it! Damnit, why did Marshall have to get engaged?
Ted: Well maybe eventually. Some fall day, possibly in Central Park. Simple ceremony, we'll write our own vows.
Ted: I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am, I just couldn't imagine settling down right now. Yasmin: So do u think you'll ever get married?
[Marshall looks around nervous] Marshall: Boogedyboo!! And that's all of 'em! I'm gonna go. Cook.
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