Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

Ex-(Nykaa, MakeMyTrip, Lenskart), marketer by passion, right brained at heart, left brained@worldofmyown. Network includes 16 dogs , 2 cats and countless rats. Mumbai, India Joined November 2009

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Once upon a time, there lived a devout Brahmin who worked as the head priest of the village’s biggest temple. The temple attracted worshippers in thousands contributing millions to temple funds, a portion of which was used to buy and offer food to the deity. One day, the brahmin…

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

The duality in leadership can be inspired from the story of "Two Birds on a Tree" from the Mundaka #Upanishad. There are two birds, close companions, sitting on the same tree. One bird eats the sweet fruit of the tree, while the other bird, without eating, merely watches its…

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2 years ago

The bastardisation of Social Media over last 3 decades explained in 3 simple set of actions. 1. Web 1.0 Social Media: GREEN - Let me find some interesting chat rooms in #Yahoo and #ICQ to make friends or peep naughtily into someone’s #Orkut wall to initiate some harmless…

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

The new Gold rush of #menaregion is the inward talent immigration. But there are some bad apples and they are rotten to the core. Exhibits A, B, and C are just a few examples of the 'monkey business' that can be found on LinkedIn in the name of hiring. Exhibit A advertises for a…

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afaqs! @afaqs

2 years ago

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Jo kuch kahung sach kahunga, sach ke siwa kuch nahin kahunga ! Non Literal Translation: 'To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.' – Oscar Wilde Harinder Singh Pelia kudos! lnkd.in/dbjpdxc4

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

I have some 52 top marketing stalwarts of India in my #whatsapp list- many of them #CMO’s/ #VP #marketing/ #marketing heads etc- easily my most admired and cherished list. They don’t aspire to be founders/entrepreneurs/Kings. They were born as speciali…lnkd.in/dypRHCbS

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

#Fathersday: To all the dads: If you could be at least 50% like your old man, you will do great! “It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as…

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2 years ago

Brands with zero values and mission - wake up and behold the Indian middle class. They aren’t cheap discount bunnies but rather- the ones who are pushing our GDP ahead despite global recession. lnkd.in/dJRQnnya

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Aakash Gupta @aakashg0

2 years ago

AI is eating data science 🤯 The newest ChatGPT plugin is the most powerful feature OpenAI has released since GPT-4. It makes everyone a data analyst. Here are 15 mind-blowing use cases of the new FREE “Code Interpreter” plugin:

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Why are #Indian #startups dwindling? 1) Use multi-market #leverage: Both India’s startups and companies in the rest of the economy need to broaden their ambitions beyond the country’s borders. 2) #Multilingual/ #Contextual diversif…lnkd.in/d-KTqkWM lnkd.in/dPVbpf9w

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

When your nation comes to this, you know that #Thanos was damn right. A practical elimination has to be done by nature. No matter how inhuman it is- because these are not human anyway.

Shubh @kadaipaneeeer

2 years ago

When your nation comes to this, you know that #Thanos was damn right. A practical elimination has to be done by nature. No matter how inhuman it is- because these are not human anyway.

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Latest trend on Linkedin: Some sad uncle 👴 past his prime or some kid not primed for anything 👶posting random viral memes 🤡from internet and vomiting 🤮 some arbid nonsense management philosophy over it. This place is becoming so uninsipiring!

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Amidst this #fundingwinters, there is NO opportunity for #startups to ‘streamline’ themselves because their best talent will try to swim to safer haven like shit traditional large companies (that sit on cash but don’t innovate, don’t progress). Hope there…lnkd.in/dArqcKug

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

#riddlemethis -Everyday, I wake up thinking that I use so much brain cells creating no major upside for me but others. -Everyday, I think what’s the use of fancying upside via #entrepreneurship when I am a fattu. -Everyday, I think how can I be a #fattu…lnkd.in/dJgH557j

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

I think post #iOS 14.1, #Meta advertising is officially breathing its last. Apart from top funnel applications like content boosting/app installs or maybe video views, there is nothing else left in it. All the vain efforts of optimisation basis #SKAN data…lnkd.in/dnrDScZN

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

Who is the No.1 Digital Media Agency for Google, Meta,TikTok in UAE that can handle yearly budgets of double digit millions dollars and provide dedicated ad ops personal at client side? #media #google #digital #uae #meta

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

2 years ago

On days like these I feel that the state of #influencermarketing in India is such a sham and plastic facade! Ladies and gentlemen: presenting T-Series : India’s no. 1 YouTube channel. Someday, the dust has to settle, someday blockchains have to work. Som…lnkd.in/dERhYKEG

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Syncope @hiteshmalhotra

3 years ago

Here's a real world dialogue I was witness to:- 👴 CEO: Why did we lose 50 lakh revenue in March vs. Feb? Recovery plan? 👨‍🎓 CMO#1 (12 yrs FMCG Pedigree): "Our price wasn't competitive and AC Pielson study basis 2.5 people they interviewed says -that pe…lnkd.in/dC5h7N2C