Holiday Problems @holproblems
Problems that only happen on holiday! I follow back! Tweet me your problems Joined January 2014-
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That one cunt who has to make a huge splash in the pool as you're just getting in
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Having to dodge bar promoters who convince you to come to here later, coz it will be rammed..
That one friends who pushes you in the pool when you had no intention of getting in
The "DO NOT DISTURB" sign ends up permanently on the door so the maids dont wake you up after a heavy night out
Running out of money on the last few days coz you spent it all on alcohol
When the police drive down the strip and suddenly every club goes silent, surely they arent that stupid??
Riding your quad bike or moped home drunk, just because you can
Those group of lads sliming on every female that walks past, fuck off you nobs
Telling everyone you dont burn, get back to the hotel looking like a fucking lobster
Being offered 26 wkds, 3 fishbowls and 12 pints for 10 euro, just to get you inside the worst bar on the strip
Telling yourself youll be able to drink everyday of the holiday and be okay, by day 4 your a mumbling fucking mess
That one lad who keeps his top on at the pool the whole holiday, probably because he has severe bacne
Trying to put on a foreign accent when asking a foreigner a question, why!!??
Starting the gym the week before you go away with the hope you might look slighty better come holiday time
Having to buy bottled water every day because the tap water in every other country is undrinkable
Having to check out at stupid-oclock no matter what hotel you stay at
Being left about 2 hangers to hang up 20 t shirts
Hiring a pedalo then realising after 5 minutes youre seriously unfit
Having to eat sub-standard supermarket food to get you through to the next restaurant meal
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