Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

Tabletop Games account executive @Backerkit. Very vulnerable to jump scares. California, USA Joined August 2015

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

When will Republicans realize that having a platform to share their thoughts is the worst thing they can do for themselves?

Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz

5 years ago

When will Republicans realize that having a platform to share their thoughts is the worst thing they can do for themselves?

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

Thanks @headgum for hours and days and weeks of entertainment. And @dontplaynojames for hosting the strangers variety show of all time.

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5 years ago

Really looking forward to my post life crisis when I’m peacefully resting in my grave and I’m suddenly awoken by the urge to purchase a convertible to demonstrate my longing for youth!

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

We want the Draco Malfoy cut of It’s A Wonderful Life where Jimmy Stewart refers to Mister Potter as “Mister POTTAH!”

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5 years ago

LAWN ORDER

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5 years ago

LAWN ORDER

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

What’s the logline for your week?

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5 years ago

When you turn on a self help podcast while you drive across town and realize that you didn't listen to a single word because you're thinking about how stressed out you are about life.

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

Rudy is literally sweating bullshit. What an absolute disgrace.

MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport

5 years ago

Rudy is literally sweating bullshit. What an absolute disgrace.

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

Every dude in a rom com before 2015 is a sexual predator.

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5 years ago

2020: The Year Of The Drunk Text

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5 years ago

She sounds like a little kid caught in a lie. Has she had a conversation before?

The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

5 years ago

She sounds like a little kid caught in a lie. Has she had a conversation before?

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Kirwin Sullivan @holy_scriptman

5 years ago

I don’t know any young people, are there kids these days that refuse to use cellphones as a statement or lifestyle choice?

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5 years ago

Snowed En When a disgruntled NSA operative exposes Santa’s illegal surveillance program, he gets snowed in on his first date with an investigative journalist. Pay me @hallmarkchannel