Host Problems @hostprobs
Let me guess...you want a booth? The original #hostproblems Created by @onionsareyummy greeting you with a smile Joined May 2012-
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Your party of 20 turned into a party of five #youhavenofriends #hostproblems
TEN MINUTES ISN'T EVEN A LONG WAIT LAST TIME I CHECKED? will you even be able to get to another restaurant in ten min? #no #hostproblems
I always say it is going to be a longer wait than it should be just to be safe. So if you walk out for a 10 min wait you're dumb #hostprobs
you wouldnt believe how many people i take to a table& then they go "UHM ACTUALLY can we get a booth?!" AFTER i already sat them. @hostprobs
When nights get crazy I just remember to #KCCO and ftw #hostprobs
I'll never understand or like people who order a 3 course meal to go at 11:30 p.m @hostprobs
"How many in your party?" "3 and a half" ......you just called your child half a person. Really. @hostprobs
When people "swear" you didn't call their name and they get all pissed? Why would I skip you?! #idontknowyou #hostprobs
@ShitServersSay "Can we move from this table? Can we move these tables together? Can we sit down at this reserved table?"
Cleaning up baby throw up was such a great way to start my shift. #ShitNobodySays @hostprobs
Oh you want the 2nd booth not the 1st one? What's the difference? Ill tell you..THE FUCKING SERVER #dowhatisay #hostproblems
I hate fundraisers cause everyone wants to sit together. #whatabouttherotation ? #hostproblems
Ya I know it's weird that I told you 15 min and its been 20 min because I'm psychic and all. #hostproblems
hostesses how do you even decide how long of a wait to tell people? i'd just be like "uh whenever that table over there leaves" #serverprobs
When I told you you couldn't sit at a 6top cause you have 3 people don't go asking someone else. Guess what #FUCKYOU #hostproblems
When servers bitch cause you wanna eat and leave "sucks working 3 hours" oh ya cause I haven't been doing shit all day long #hostproblems
Requesting off work...but being scheduled...but not checking..so you get in trouble... #dafuck #hostproblems
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