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Me in highschool: takes 8 consecutive classes + extracurriculars/clubs Me in college after logging into one online class:
Me doing my homework after net neutrality has been abolished and I no longer have access to Quizlet
i pinpointed the exact moment millennial humor became this sort of fucked up weird and vague disturbing humor that is very difficult to understand from the outside looking in. essentially our downward spiral began with this video
please be my gf
not crying x.com/sellersbailey/…
Noah fence but no one’s more beautiful than this
My style isn’t even MY exact style yet. I can’t afford MY TRUE STYLE if you know what I mean
my mom said "how tf you picky & still pick the wrong ones" lmfaoooothatshithurtedoooo
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as a non-native English speaker, I find it weird how native English speakers listen to music in English and it’s like their mother tongue... like? y’all know what I mean?
i love when i watch a really good movie or listen to a good song and then it becomes my whole personality for months and then i forget about it forever and find another song/movie to base my personality around, classiC
I love that Mean Girls 2 already happened but it was so horrible that we as a society just pretend it didin't happen x.com/buzzfeed/statu…
Lindsay Lohan is still trying to make "Mean Girls 2" happen like it's the new "fetch" bzfd.it/2nJiUR5
Introvert culture is actually wanting to contribute to a group conversation but overthinking what you're about to say to the point where the topic has already changed and now you're aware of fact that you haven't spoken much and worried people might think you're weird
not to be dramatic but my life will never be perfect if i dont reach the skinniness i strive for
Margot Robbie for Vogue Australia, December 2017.
And is this safe on other body parts? ....Asking for my coochie. x.com/mashable/statu…
Hairy backs have met their match with this giant razor x.com/mashable/statu…
i wish bruno sang runaway baby last year on the vsfs like how crazy and upbeat would the models be
This woman is the First Amendment in human form. x.com/motherjones/st…
A Texas sheriff threatened this woman for having a “F**K TRUMP” bumper sticker. Her new sticker says F**k the sheriff. bit.ly/2zmN1TG
me panicking over due dates and then panicking over lack of time and then panicking because i'm panicking
Your mcm has no plans so he’s about to show up to a pregame uninvited and take shots of other people’s liquor until he has enough confidence to play his “party vibes” Spotify playlist on the aux and post snapchats of himself lip syncing to 21 Savage with the caption “we out here”
half of my day is daydreaming so its all good if my life is boring as fuck i have another life away from you boring bitches no worries..
me: any historical figure? wizard: that’s right [later at dinner] Beethoven: you seem disappointed me: *hiding dog treats* it’s fine
fuckin love when something's funny n u n ur pals just keep adding comments on to the end n it just keeps getting funnier n ur all full on crying n fallin about the floor
UMM YES THE FUCK???? x.com/zakiyahnadir/s…
My style isn’t even MY exact style yet. I can’t afford MY TRUE STYLE if you know what I mean
I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be over?” I was like “im ready for this life to be over” he was like bro what
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