gayhouseplant @houseplant146
perpetual life crisis, outdoor enthusiast, human. • she/they🏳️🌈 Salt Lake City, UT Joined March 2017-
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Want to win 🧦Socks. For Life. 🧦from @DarnTough? Seriously, they really are that good 👉 #MadeInUSA #LifetimeGuarantee swee.ps/CEpNIk_FpeDvcr
Yeah sex is great but have you ever experienced the pure joy of not believing in hell anymore
@buggirl Me: I'm lonely I want friends Advice: Okay reach out to people, go out a bit Me: 😠
Get infatuated with fat and pick which bear-blimp has ballooned best. These corpulent challengers prepare all season for winter by feasting on fish. #FatBearWeek starts tomorrow at 8am AK at fatbearweek.org. Want more pics? See Katmai’s Flickr at flickr.com/photos/katmain…
I don't want to girlboss, I want to girlmoss. Grow on a cool damp stone in the forest, feel the breeze and hear the birds, be harvested by gnomes and turned into clothing. Girlmoss. 🍄🐸🧝♀️🍂🌝
Someone asked me why so many young people have tattoos and I was like "the earth is literally on fire, governments are collapsing, inflation is out of control, there's a plague, why not have pretty picture on arm?" And he went "when you put it like that it makes perfect sense"
I love that The Good Place starts with "Hell is other people" but is bold enough to conclude that "So is heaven".
Tapper: Rubio called the bill a stupid waste of time Buttigieg: If he has time to fight against Disney, I don’t know why he wouldn’t have time to safeguard marriages like mine
In commemoration of July 24th, a Utah state holiday in which communities across the state fly the U.S. flag in celebration of the Latter-day Saint arrival in northern Mexico in July 1847, here is a #PioneerDay 101 🧵
Imagine wasting your life worrying about who has the right to marry who? Of all the things to stand for. Regulating love? How fucking miserable.
My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over
Arguably my least favorite type of politician is the one who fucks you over but does it in a way that he considers himself a nice guy. #utpol
#BuzzLightyear took everything from me. Save yourself and stick with Toy Story 2, where the only lesbian message is “sometimes your girlfriend breaks up with you and you obsess about it through folk music for the rest of your life.”
first day of a new job! this about sums it up🙃
first day of a new job! this about sums it up🙃
normalize telling people to UAG, UAA, and UGA when they are annoying you
just took my last final of undergrad! here’s to the past 4 years of losing sleep to better memorize and regurgitate biology facts 🎉
my mood changes DRASTICALLY when the sun is out i swear im just a complicated plant lmao
How Christian supremacy works: If a mass shooter is Muslim, their faith explains their violence. If they are Christian, it mitigates it.
if the united states saw what the united states was doing right now the united states would invade itself
Ada @adasmith55
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Heather @heather84098889
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Emma E @EmmaE98243513
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~Lauren Laugh~ @lauren_laughhh
40 Followers 160 Following "...Always snacking, never lacking, often napping..." -Scoob
BA bruh moments @hosaypls
70 Followers 611 Following RBF. Mahler 4 mvt IV til I die. Sad 24/7. Donate a copy of Red Dead Redemption 2 on PC. Aspiring trap SoundCloud artist. ☹️
𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕜 .. @sarahjoyclark
319 Followers 237 Following double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon ⋮ frankly, my trolls, I don’t give a damn ⋮ BLM ⋮ she/her
Cailin McGarry @CailinMcGarry
208 Followers 282 Following I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with a spider monkey
jessica @goooooo_jessica
40 Followers 214 Following geo/nuclear engineer | Jeremy bearimy baby |🎗survivor | she/hers 🏳🌈
Further Disillusionme.. @lofispacevibes
237 Followers 298 Following she/her I guess. casual anarchist. learn correct principles and govern yourself.
healthcare ninja poss.. @krisis86
6K Followers 5K Following I’m Kris! Twitter's Possum Parent. Gray Jedi. Spoonie. HCW. LDS. No one describe me as a tireless advocate—I'm exhausted. Ace/Enby. they/them Venmo /krisis86
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
QMW Project @ProjectQmw
2K Followers 2K Following Mormon ideas of gender and patriarchy make it hard for us to hear the queer stories of anyone who isn’t a white cis gay man. We collect the other stories.
Darn Tough Vermont @DarnTough
32K Followers 1K Following We make socks. We guarantee them for life, unconditionally. What does that mean? Give it a try.
Cynthia Bailey (Lee) @cynthiablee
5K Followers 1K Following On leave from Stanford Computer Science Dept. during ‘23-24 to work on AI policy in the U.S. Senate.
SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog
600K Followers 65 Following Independent news and analysis on the U.S. Supreme Court. Left Twitter 4/20/23. Follow us on TikTok! 🎙: SCOTUStalk. 📸: scotus_blog.
MindyGledhill @MindyGledhill
13K Followers 1K Following Indie pop artist who will leave you floating like cream in a cup of tea. She/Her
🌈 🏳️⚧️.. @UTUBookstore
1K Followers 442 Following Queer little bookstore / safe, sober, and accessible space for queers in Utah MASKS REQUIRED noon-8pm Tues-Fri 11am-6pm Sat-Sun 511 W 200 S Ste 120 SLC,UT
Becky Edwards @beckyforutah
7K Followers 873 Following Lifelong champion of Utah. I'm committed to public service, Utah values, and seeing America thrive. Republican candidate for Congress.
poetic kate @poetickate
18K Followers 1K Following writer, actor, creator 🦀🌙✨|| Venmo: poetickate || schrödinger's proletariat || 🏳️🌈 polyam
Dog Talk Sports Netwo.. @DogTalkSports
5K Followers 259 Following oh hai we are dogs we like sportsball we will tell you about sportsball and games and fun and sportsball -- logo drawn by @Elkers
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
231K Followers 17 Following Frog & Toad fan page. Tweets every 3 hours. Manual retweets & non-quote/image tweets. Books by Arnold Lobel. Powered by @GimmickBots.
Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek
448K Followers 201 Following Emmy® Award-winning comedy. Follow us on Tweeters. Stream all episodes on @cbcgem.
Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle
316K Followers 2K Following ▫️Author of UNTAMED and LOVE WARRIOR ▫️Host of WE CAN DO HARD THINGS Podcast ▫️Founder of @togetherrising ▫️She/Her.
Utah DOT @UtahDOT
50K Followers 210 Following We Keep Utah Moving by innovating transportation solutions that strengthen Utah’s economy & enhance quality of life. Traffic info @udottraffic
darth™ @darth
217K Followers 4K Following not the darth you are looking for @[email protected] @darthbluesky.bsky.social
March For Science @MarchForScience
290K Followers 2K Following Fighting for science, climate action, public health, and justice. Donate: https://t.co/kCZGdq3nHt
ACLU @ACLU
1.8M Followers 5K Following The ACLU is a nonprofit, nonpartisan, legal and advocacy 501(c)(4) organization. Visit our site for more about us and our affiliated org, the ACLU Foundation.
CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk
63.9M Followers 122 Following Breaking news from CNN Digital. Check @cnn for all things CNN, breaking and more. Download the app for custom alerts: https://t.co/8bf79vV51N
~Lauren Laugh~ @lauren_laughhh
40 Followers 160 Following "...Always snacking, never lacking, often napping..." -Scoob
Science Diagrams that.. @scienceshitpost
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Ben Winslow @BenWinslow
50K Followers 3K Following Government reporter for FOX 13. RTs ≠ endorsements, just information. Don't yell at me for telling you the news, even when it sucks. A warning: I tweet A LOT.
Eli McCann @EliMcCann
47K Followers 2K Following Lawyer/Writer/America’s Grandma. Humor columnist for @sltrib. Creator of the Strangerville podcast. Humor essays here: https://t.co/vo8yEGMbJB
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
347K Followers 589 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
Utah Department of He.. @UtahDHHS
29K Followers 418 Following We’ve combined with our friends at the Utah Department of Human Services. New name. New brand. Same work. Est: July 1, 2022.
𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕣𝕜 .. @sarahjoyclark
319 Followers 237 Following double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon ⋮ frankly, my trolls, I don’t give a damn ⋮ BLM ⋮ she/her
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.2M Followers 25 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Cailin McGarry @CailinMcGarry
208 Followers 282 Following I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with a spider monkey
jessica @goooooo_jessica
40 Followers 214 Following geo/nuclear engineer | Jeremy bearimy baby |🎗survivor | she/hers 🏳🌈
Allyson Wonderland @Allysonthepoet
944 Followers 582 Following Poet. MLIS student. Self-aware collateral damage. Perpetually Mormon, spiritually homeless. Chronic pain. They/them. 🌈🌈🌈
healthcare ninja poss.. @krisis86
6K Followers 5K Following I’m Kris! Twitter's Possum Parent. Gray Jedi. Spoonie. HCW. LDS. No one describe me as a tireless advocate—I'm exhausted. Ace/Enby. they/them Venmo /krisis86
Further Disillusionme.. @lofispacevibes
237 Followers 298 Following she/her I guess. casual anarchist. learn correct principles and govern yourself.
Bradley Talbot @the_bradpad
4K Followers 2K Following "Mormon No More" on Hulu | Founder of @colorthecampus | Sunday School Lessons on my IG | (He/Him) #BlackLivesMatter
Human Rights Campaign @HRC
808K Followers 133K Following HRC is the nation’s largest LGBTQ+ civil rights organization. We envision a world where LGBTQ+ people are ensured equality at home, at work & in every community
🌈Dr. Frizzle @Swilua
27K Followers 6K Following “An inspiration to bog witches everywhere"—@jermsguy “Ms Frizzle IRL”—@ElleMaeGal “Cranky and Annoyed”—@washingtonpost She/Fae
QMW Project @ProjectQmw
2K Followers 2K Following Mormon ideas of gender and patriarchy make it hard for us to hear the queer stories of anyone who isn’t a white cis gay man. We collect the other stories.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Utah State University @USUAggies
26K Followers 2K Following Utah's land-grant research university and awesomeness hub since 1888. #USUAggies
This is Lorna. She had us at hello. Literally. 12/10
live your life with the confidence of a 76 year old man who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, who just announced he’s running for president again in 2024
being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the titanic except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad
Okay but who here is seeing my tweets and putting them in the newspaper. Like I’m not mad I’m just impressed considering approximately 2 people like them
Sorry I couldn’t get that work done you needed but a dog fell asleep on my lap
how can anyone be expected to answer an email in a world full of crönchy leaves to stomp and pumpkins to carve and apples to pick
reporting every single email in my inbox to phish alert. contacting me is very suspicious behavior
"Queer" saves time explaining myself, & I'm tired. "Queer" does a better job of being all-encompassing than a string of letters of any length. "Queer" is vague. That's good. "Queer" doesn't insist on hard lines between categories. "Queer" means weird - we know & we revel in it.
You have a right to feel angry about things and people who have failed you. And you don’t owe anyone forgiveness.
When members find out I'm struggling with depression since leaving the church, they say it's because I left. When I struggled with depression my entire life in the church, they said the Lord was testing and teaching me. It's almost like I just have depression.
This is Milo. He has drastically decreased productivity in the office since starting. Was also named employee of the month. 12/10
This is Thomas. He's grumpy because he's been banished to the floating box. Has been here for a full 30 seconds, and he's about to make it everybody's problem. 13/10
if your belief in heterosexuality is more important than giving your potentially homeless daughter somewhere to live then no "i love you unconditionally" is not something you get to say you rancid bigot fuck.
just saw a straight up unhinged thread of a man fantasizing about what to say to his daughter (who is currently 4) if she marries a woman when she's older which includes attending and objecting to her wedding at the ceremony and refusing her a place to stay if she's homeless.
“Me and your mom love you deeply, but you’ll be disinherited and unwelcome at any and all family functions and we will constantly shit talk you decisions to everyone we know and we will constantly preach to you.” Family, isn’t it about…trauma?
for my fellow people who avoid starting a task because it feels overwhelming, this takes 5 minutes, you don’t have to upload any documents, you just need to know your SSN and contact info
The student loan forgiveness application is now LIVE: studentaid.gov/debt-relief/ap…
I pocket acorns as I walk. I recently emptied the contents of my coat and the autumnal diversity is just 😮💨🤌
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