Thehousingcrisis @housingcrisis
Joined August 2009-
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At home alone again with my parrot repairing some baseboards. “Macaw lay caulk in”
Reality show idea: “Putting on Heirs” - grieving families are read prank wills designed to cause maximum drama
My side gig for the past few years has been farming cruelty-free wool. I’m moonlighting as a civil shepherd.
🎶🎶 I was a free man in Paris, I was Kevin Federline 🎶🎶
I never pay my ex-wife for the garlic she grows and now I owe her a lot allium-money
Heidi Klum is serving her mom white wine for dinner again! “I’ll feed her zin”
I know there are people that love Shrek but I found it meaty ogre
Allison can’t tell who is a lesbian anymore. See you later Allie gaydar!
It rained again and now I can’t tell what direction the wind is blowing in Bangor. Can someone drain my Maine vane?
Why couldn’t the pharaoh stop clearing his throat? SARS cough, I guess
My dog’s doctor has been horrible forever - he’s a veteran Aryan.
I keep track of my toffee bar consumption in a Heath ledger
I’m mainly interested in oddly-shaped birth coaches. My doula? Oblong? I gotta!
The fact that one company monopolizes the egg-dying market should give us all Paas
I put up some new songs I made here - m.soundcloud.com/thehousingcris…
Sure, I’m an 80-year-old O.B., but I ain’t no gynosaur!
I throw up on mattresses, I suffer from Sealy-Yack disease
I would watch this show: convicted felons explain the stories behind their tattoos on “Monsters’ Ink”
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When I was 10 I had a friend who’s mom had a 50 gallon fish tank on their kitchen counter. In it was a single, rather cramped, large mouth bass. Everything else about that family was completely normal. Except that kitchen bass
samoyeds are hypoallergenic against all odds
Is it normal that I think about this sketch c o n s t a n t l y
In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”
Middle aged man: “oh you’re not supposed to hold records like tha-“ Me:
🎶If I were a Flintstone Yabba dabba dabba yabba dabba dabba dabba doo🎶
This man had his own run-in with a tyrannical fast food system that punishes hardworking Americans.
Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out"
When this rumpledy dingus showed up you KNEW some nonsense was about to happen
OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.
Gorbachev announced Glasnost in 1985, and proposed a ban on all nuclear weapons by the year 2000 in 1986; the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991. This is all just so pathetic and historically illiterate.
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My candy BETTER be out there tomorrow morning or there’ll be hell to pay.
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