How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

Female Machine Learning Engineer. "Baby's black balloon makes her fly." - Goo Goo Dolls Chicago, IL Joined March 2018

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

a week ago

Mark Zuckerburg died...

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 weeks ago

Honestly, nothing to do right now. I'm thinking Miami, pretend to homeless/vulnerable, pick up a millionaire hot man! This weeknd? All I need is some heels... (god guys are so easy): Ya dig?... youtu.be/LHwNSCH1iA8?si…

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 weeks ago

My film digital twin (most the time ;) ). I am a psychopath! More war, less humans, more Gods! Fools! (is this a cult or the army of the smart? ;) youtu.be/yELZ3N2V1iM?si…

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 weeks ago

Dude, I'm a Latina & Trump has made all my political wishes come true Everybody on TikTok SHUT UP, Losers don't get views for free anymore (no one does), Covid caused remote work I'm super employable, and everybody's fighting (WWIII), I prayed for this type of stuff. What a year!

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 months ago

Yea, I was talking about AI, the military, Meta, Trump, and hiring Americans in my last TikTok which got rejected for promotion... I guess that's how useful information doesn't get distributed on social media

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 months ago

It's not.

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 months ago

They said "automated messaging"

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

3 months ago

Hello, twitter/x isn't letting me tweet!

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

4 months ago

I'm literately tougher than any man I've ever met from any race... turn off!: youtube.com/watch?v=uCUpvT…

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4 months ago

BUY bitcoin

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

4 months ago

still a sell.

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

4 months ago

I want bitcoin ask to go down past 265 right now

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

4 months ago

I say if bitcoin isn't moving sell it. You won't get my money unless it moves... I/We don't have all day (for it to move within $100 every hour).

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

4 months ago

This is boring. Pay for my entertainment some more!

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

8 months ago

YES! I'm at the beginning of something! Quantum computing! I love building circuits! (All this circuit stuff is done for you in classical programming)

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

8 months ago

Don't listen to others saying "you can do it!" I can't. Period. I tried for years, can't, no going back. Sorry mom. I smoked myself an early death. At least, my meds prevent Covid supposedly, but prevent lung cancer no.

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How To Hedge Fund @howtohedgefund

8 months ago

I was born in a Mexican cartel hood, so I guess lung cancer is the way I go.. Seriously, I can't run and I've been trying for years. I can walk and lift weights, but run no. That's why I have a nice car. lol

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8 months ago

When my golden retriever died of lung cancer (just from my 2nd hand smoke), I'm like 1. humans are hard to kill. 2. I'm next. I knew it. I don't want to tell my doctor (even though I know it). because I don't want to block nature's/God's call.