Cesar Delgado @hpcfarmer
Technologist, farmer, cook. All musing my own. @[email protected] maycontainalcohol.com Portland, OR Joined December 2017-
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Great job on that OTA update @RamTrucks perfectly quality tested, right? Can use my AC, or any of the safety features I paid for. Fix it. #unsafe
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Them: be like Jesus Me: ok *drinks wine, calls people hypocrites, upsets men in power* Them: not like that Me: 🤷🏽♀️
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The Carter Center has shared a new photo from President Carter’s funeral with Trump covered by a pillar.
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Happy New Year! #NewYearsResolutions
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Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
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Pre- means before, and post- means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.
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My husbands dying wish was to make people think he led a double life, we had 3 blacked out land rovers follow the courtage and actors in suits and trench coats 'observe' the funeral from a distance- he was a bank manager for TSB and to this day haven't told anyone the truth
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sir that’s my emotional support lord of the rings extended edition
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DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub" ? ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.
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requesting Jan 6th off from work just to make HR suspicious
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adulthood means hurting your back when you relax incorrectly
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in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.
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You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance Eat Arby’s
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The world is a vast hellscape right now, but remember, the mandarin word for “penguin” literally translates to “business goose”
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ME: and make mine a double WAITER: your…your tater tots? ME: you heard me
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ME WATCHING ANY NEW STAR WARS: Wait, so this society keeps reverting back to fascism no matter how many times the good guys win?? That’s ridiculous. ME IN 2022: Oh.
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There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it
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legacy software companies adding an ai chatbot to their product
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