madcatgal @hpduckling

only here for cat memes and fan lore | i write sometimes ig instagram.com/reel/DBq6nlfR1… Joined July 2021

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madcatgal @hpduckling

6 days ago

if i laid down on the floor somewhere today and a truck laid down on top of me - it would not be the worst thing

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things i’ve learned today: 1. dont wear a black tee to a nail appointment 2. dont wear contacts to a nail appointment 3. dont book the thing in the first place because you’ll need to book a second one to undo the first one and somehow 2nd one is more expensive than the 1st :/

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madcatgal @hpduckling

a week ago

today is the first step

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

nothing more basic storytelling than when a girl with straight hair falls in love and then she has these cute lil curls in her hair that slowly become full blown curls and on her wedding day she’s a curly haired goddess queen like god intended pft i don’t want this for me at all

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

my upstairs neighbor needs to stop smoking. this is your 5th cigarette my guy and it’s only 11 am who hurt you

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

oh my god when i die people will read my journal

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

wait so ripper stefan works out all the time, wears these chest-y v-necks and is drunk all the time and i’m supposed to believe that that’s somehow a bad thing??

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

the one singular perk of adulthood is that people assume that everything you drink out of a wine glass is actually wine even when it’s caprisun 😉

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

learned more about men in the last 5 mins of s1e17 of vampire diaries than i have in my whole life

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

it’s so funny how the villain for the first half of season 1 of TVD was Damon

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

don’t like that the em dash is basically a telltale sign of AI content. i think in spurts—jeez let me be

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

i wished that it would rain this morning because the heat wave was getting to me and it is raining now. so universe, if you’re listening, i’ve got a couple thousand more of those wishes coming—just a heads up

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madcatgal @hpduckling

2 weeks ago

stop the earth, i need to get off this dumb as fuck planet

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madcatgal @hpduckling

4 weeks ago

pls dear god release the album in september and not october

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madcatgal @hpduckling

4 weeks ago

should i call in sick on wednesday 🤭👀#TS12Iscoming?

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madcatgal @hpduckling

a month ago

in things that have me bawling this period cycle, we have: youtube.com/shorts/k8jkoLw…

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madcatgal @hpduckling

a month ago

in all my lived experience, i’ve learned one thing—never one up someone’s story, especially if it’s a funny story. even if you’ve done funnier/worse shit. let them have the win.