T @htburch

pro tiny tim Joined June 2012

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eden riley 🌻 @peedenisonline

4 weeks ago

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

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T @htburch

3 months ago

Apple sauce is really the only top dog puréed food that you’re allowed to eat in peace into adulthood. Not a lot of a lot puréed fruits or vegetables that you don’t have to give up after age 1.

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🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost

8 months ago

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On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial

a year ago

Keep up the pressure.

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Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman @RepBonnie

8 months ago

Today, ICE carried out an unconstitutional raid in Newark, detaining lawful U.S. citizens, including a veteran who served our country, without a warrant. This is a flagrant violation of New Jersey's laws, our residents' rights, and the Constitution. Full statement below:

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T @htburch

9 months ago

Top golf begs the question, where do bottoms go to play

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11 months ago

I love you Barbara Streisand but why is your autobiography 992 pages

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charred skeever hide @low_dosage

11 months ago

The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost

11 months ago

https://t.co/HaYiCqFJs5

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a year ago

6th microwave curry from 7/11 since being in japan

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Luke Kennard @LukeKennard

a year ago

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? My one and only phone that I and I alone use to log in several times every single day? And the geographical location is my *house*, you say? Thank you so much for warning me I will contact interpol

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a year ago

For Mother’s Day im making my parents watch milf manor

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a year ago

2024 back on tap water

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a year ago

Helpful and insightful note I found from last July

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a year ago

Safari browser tabs finally cut me off its 500, you can have 500 tabs open

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2 years ago

I’ve been listening to the audiobook of Grapes of Wrath and now my inner dialogue sounds like the readers depiction of Tom Joad

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2 years ago

Me after watering 10 crops in stardew valley

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2 years ago

Me after watering 10 crops in stardew valley

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2 years ago

Another day another person telling me I look like Danielle Haim

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2 years ago

wanted so bad to live in a walkable city w public transit til I started slide whistling in the car. 20 minute commute is suddenly the highlight of my day