Travis - Jesus Christ this will never end. @htkpeeps
Mostly made of expired meat. Sacramento, CA Joined May 2008-
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FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK. I remembered my twitter password. God. Fucking. Damnit. #thisfuckinghellsite #goodtobeback #LoveYou #fuckthisplace
@stephaarmstrong Good. Let him learn the lessons of riding the rails. Them Hobos will teach him a thing or two.
@stephaarmstrong FedEx 2day or Overnight shipping? The answer determines what type of parent you are.
@stephaarmstrong @Misterbudd How did I miss the fact that you called me your "brother from another mother'?
@stephaarmstrong I just...it's that...maybe that's an HR issue? I mean...andimnotjudging...maybe this is sexual harassment?
@stephaarmstrong Hippies who grew up, had kids and got boring...that's who. Those fuckers.
@DOB_INC what's the game man? And please tell me this doesn't end with someone's junk out.
If you own a shamwow or a slapchop you are legally allowed to punch a hooker. #ireaditontheinternet
I've got a new weekly column over at www.thehollywoodshootout.com. Go check it out. http://tinyurl.com/yfr3s4f
My new weekly feature for www.thehollywoodshootout.com is going to punch you right in the dick. With jokes. Not Fists.
Just finished watching Whip It. Reminded me of an article I wrote about Sacramento Roller Derby.Check it out. http://tinyurl.com/yjqpovf
Working on my first artcile for www.thehollywoodshootout.com - I'm channeling dect. John McClane.
Just thought I'd let you fuckers know that I'm also writing for www.thehollywoodshootout.com - it's going to be a plague of dick jokes!
Just sent off an email to @rkhoo of penny-arcade fame. The idea of placing ones self in the judgment of those you respect is terrifying.
That was supposed to say meet. God I suck.
http://twitpic.com/157afp I got to leet the guys from penny arcade. I'm a nerd.
After meeting family obligations I bailed down the freeway to make the Penny Arcade signing in the bay
Don't ask her if she'd "like to earn $50 the hard way."#firstdaterules
2:45 am and I'm at work. This better be worth it.
Brock Kling @BrockKling32383
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PowerTooI @PowerTool_
1K Followers 1K Following Citizen journalist, NOT associated with PowerSchool or Vista Equity. Fair use is claimed for news and/or parody. Send PS info to [email protected]
Bartesez @Bartesez4fnu
14 Followers 2K Following
Meggy Garol @MeggyGarol
9K Followers 8K Following 🌸 @Netflix Original Writer / @Sundanceorg - New Voices Finalist / @USC - Prod / IG:@meggywashere LinkedIn & IMDb: Meggy Garol #WGAMegaMix
see you somewhere �... @JonahMatranga
5K Followers 4K Following a onelinedrawing is when you start drawing and don't pick up the pencil til you're done... say hi anytime at https://t.co/kXNRlk50wA
Kieren Stevens @MrKierenStevens
311 Followers 2K Following (he/him) | Writer of Diamond & Occulus, co-founder of @broadcastcomics
Fink @smartassredfish
855 Followers 2K Following I'm a satirist, a humorist, and the world's funniest redfish. I write for the https://t.co/YzOksGDVE4 & The https://t.co/YsJb6MDbso. Follow me, I follow back.
zabara zabara @DanielZabara
75 Followers 1K Following
kenharlan @kenharlan
10 Followers 79 Following
Under the Apocalypse ... @ApocalypseSky
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Joseph Dooley Fiction @DooleyFiction
611 Followers 803 Following Author of 'Tendrils to the Moon' and 'Seeds of Calamity'. #scifi #fantasy #sff #indieauthor
eluvianna (using 🟦... @eluvianna
6K Followers 1K Following Artist × Ren'dorei VTuber ✦ Holy/Disc-MG ✦ ttv.eluvianna 🏁 @teamwerkttv @oasis_w0w 🎙️ @OasisInAzeroth ✦ working on my comic: https://t.co/o4JTTzV7Xv ✦ she/her/enby ☽☾
Creatorbeat @Creatorbeat_
77 Followers 317 Following Tech & other stuff for content creators (video, computer, mobile, etc). Reviews, guides, random nerd stuff. Personal: @tf5_bassist / disc golf: @sacdiscgolf
Avior @lonevior
561 Followers 2K Following somewhere inside this lonely vessel, lives a kind & beautiful soul | ISFJ-T ｜selenophile｜ https://t.co/YWeNsWgv0T
DjCircuitry2012 @Circuitry2012
11 Followers 323 Following
£. Π. @LucasPestana
774 Followers 5K Following christian, nondenom + biologist،botanist + mad scientist + polyglot teacher|translator + bookaholic + side b·y + tenor㆓ + hacker apprentice + win＆mac customizer
George.JimmieÅkesson @GeorgeJimmieke1
1 Followers 17 Following
Geekery Comics @geekerycomics
5K Followers 4K Following GEEKS WANTED! Publisher of ALL-AGES comic book series THE GEEKERY & more GEEK-centric stories about us truly passionate folk...GEEKS! #TheGeekery #GeeksWanted
Xfinity Support @XfinitySupport
205K Followers 125K Following Hi! 👋 Welcome to your official support team @Xfinity. Need to connect? Our experts are here for you live 24/7/365.
Syfulllah ghonoodi @ghonoodi
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Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy
121K Followers 98K Following “Bummin’ With the Devil” available on @tubi now! Comedian, Actor, Writer for @realpunknews. Co-host of the AEW-some Pod (link in bio).
Steve Bowling @SteveMBowling
7K Followers 4K Following Reviews Editor @GVGOfficial. Partners: @elgato. he/him. Previously:@gamexplain Seen on @IGN, @kotaku, and @nintendolife. https://t.co/GSwxqGG8iw
Our Friend Satan @OurFriendSatan
1K Followers 2K Following Hilarious graphic novel about depressed Satan and diabolical Pope. Read first 17 pages for free: http://t.co/jQz72q6NUA !
#VickiTease_804 @_virtual_intern
309 Followers 2K Following I have a business side (@cre8tive_shop) but this is for pleasure I can be your personal virtual intern, creating media, while working on my BA in Communications
Myspace @Myspace
195K Followers 9K Following
Katrina Nattress @KatrinaNattress
1K Followers 1K Following Author @111places PDX | 🖊 @iHeartRadio @MotherlyMedia | #binders | Ducks | Blazers | 49ers | SF Giants | she/her
Geoff Klock @geoffklock
820 Followers 1K Following Tenured full professor at BMCC-CUNY with an Oxford doctorate. I teach folks about Plato, Shakespeare, Proust, Kafka, David Lynch, and the X-Men.
Drama School @DramaSchool_
292 Followers 1K Following A new series. Created by @jamiecriss, @JudeFawley27 & @natemarkiewicz Part of @Animal_MySoul Productions. AVAILABLE NOW.
Inspiration HITS @InspirationHit
77 Followers 115 Following One of those web shows about DIY Kink toys
Victoria Milan @moda_alamod
34 Followers 390 Following
Bam Smack Pow @BamSmackPow
15K Followers 5K Following We're whatever Gotham needs us to be. Covering comics and super heroes for @FanSided. #Marvel #DC
Open Carry Texas @OpenCarryTexas
3K Followers 1K Following Unapologetic, Texan-born defenders of the 2nd Amendment - all of it! #NoCompromise #NotOneMoreInch #2A #RKBA #ShallNotBeInfringed
April Hughes @apelila172
29 Followers 42 Following
jessieraywilde @jessieraywilde
64 Followers 291 Following
DJ Koolaid Black @DJKoolaidBlack
7K Followers 9K Following I'm yo Dj Koolaid Black I'm on https://t.co/nxU8HuOhpG every day 6-10 cali stop by you ain't doin shit
Doris Mildren @DorisMildren220
115 Followers 605 Following
Kim Quinn @29_royal
78 Followers 233 Following Senior designer @ Bluecadet in Philly. Lover of antiques, furniture, and all things mid century.
Charlene L Bradshaw @rastachild1958
78 Followers 260 Following In all things patience is the key to victory. Those who cannot endure cannot hope to win. Ultimate triumph belongs to those who can forbear.
Kristin N Jenkins @kbHairStudio
252 Followers 1K Following
Kevin @FightOwensFight
1.6M Followers 208 Following
Creatorbeat @Creatorbeat_
77 Followers 317 Following Tech & other stuff for content creators (video, computer, mobile, etc). Reviews, guides, random nerd stuff. Personal: @tf5_bassist / disc golf: @sacdiscgolf
Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio
303K Followers 323 Following WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
Mike Maihack @mikemaihack
41K Followers 1K Following Creator of CLEOPATRA IN SPACE and some SPIDER-MAN books • Draws Batgirl & Supergirl a lot • Mini Print Club ❤️➡ https://t.co/3WuFgAv8bu
PowerTooI @PowerTool_
1K Followers 1K Following Citizen journalist, NOT associated with PowerSchool or Vista Equity. Fair use is claimed for news and/or parody. Send PS info to [email protected]
EtheringtonBrothers @EtheringtonBros
327K Followers 0 Following Creators of the WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL ART BOOKS of ALL TIME on Kickstarter. Book makers, tutorial sharers. Clients: Disney, Dreamworks, etc
Brett Booth➕➕ @Demonpuppy
40K Followers 1K Following Spawn Artist. I use an HB .05 mm mechanical pencil. Art now posted at https://t.co/IG5eBfCvr0. ‘A second rate Jim Lee’ - Rob Liefeld
Goran J. Parlov @GoranParlov
13K Followers 118 Following
Ben C @bencaldwellart
15K Followers 262 Following award-losing creator, comic artist, animation and game designer, recidivist.
Scott Snyder @Ssnyder1835
249K Followers 3K Following I write comics: ABSOLUTE BATMAN, WhiteBoat, Arcbound, YouWon'tFeelAThing, Nocterra, ByAThread, Barnstormers, Dudley, Canary, Duck&Cover, BookOfEvil, Dungeon
Jim Zub 🎲 @JimZub
34K Followers 661 Following Storyteller: Avengers, Conan the Barbarian, Dungeons & Dragons, Rick and Morty VS D&D, Samurai Jack, Skullkickers, Street Fighter, Thunderbolts, Wayward + more!
Meggy Garol @MeggyGarol
9K Followers 8K Following 🌸 @Netflix Original Writer / @Sundanceorg - New Voices Finalist / @USC - Prod / IG:@meggywashere LinkedIn & IMDb: Meggy Garol #WGAMegaMix
Tiny Onion @ReadTinyOnion
6K Followers 105 Following Layer by Layer. A Production House from the mind of James Tynion IV.
Ted Lasso @TedLasso
813K Followers 192 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
Eric Canete @EricCanete
68K Followers 880 Following Art Director|Concept Artist|Comicbook Illustrator [email protected]
Elsa Charretier @e_charretier
20K Followers 1K Following Comic book artist on City Beneath Her Feet,Love Everlasting, November, working with #DCComics, #Marvel, #Image & more. My Mini-Prints & newsletter available ⬇️
James Gunn @JamesGunn
1.9M Followers 1K Following I like people to know when I'm drinking coffee, so I joined Twitter. IG & Threads: jamesgunn BlueSky: https://t.co/Xy5jTOkmGD
Chris Bachalo @ShadeX6
57K Followers 698 Following Visual documenter of Shade, Death, Gen X, The X-Men, The Witching Hour, Steampunk, Dr Strange and Spider-man--
Fink @smartassredfish
855 Followers 2K Following I'm a satirist, a humorist, and the world's funniest redfish. I write for the https://t.co/YzOksGDVE4 & The https://t.co/YsJb6MDbso. Follow me, I follow back.
Chuck Wendig @ChuckWendig
139K Followers 4K Following Author person. Has abandoned this ship. Find me elsewhere.
Nikola Čižmešija @NikolaCizmesija
69K Followers 2K Following Comic and illustration artist DC and IDW Sword of Azrael, Batman Urban Legends, Batman and Robin, Godzilla Mail: [email protected]
Terry Dodson @TerryDodsonArt
28K Followers 736 Following ⭐ADVENTUREMAN ⭐Eisner-nominated Comic Creator⭐Character Designer for DC HEROES UNITED & WHAT IF...?⭐Black Lives Matter⭐
Dr. Jordan Breeding (... @The_J_Breeding
2K Followers 245 Following Currently: I make videos that are way too long. Formerly: Rebooted Cracked's YouTube with videos of varying length.
Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd
61K Followers 1K Following Writer at @AmericanDadTBS. 1/2 of Quick Question with Soren and Daniel. Formerly at Cracked.
James Tynion IV @JamesTheFourth
53K Followers 1K Following CEO & Founder - Tiny Onion, Inc. Not manning this account - for regular updates follow @readtinyonion, @jamesthefourth in IG, or follow my newsletter
rstevens 🐳💨 @rstevens
21K Followers 3K Following gone gone o form of man 👽 https://t.co/4PZxgmxV0D 🏞️ https://t.co/S3WqVykxbp
Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone
203K Followers 18K Following Award-winning writer of comics and animation, consultant, producer. Works for DC, Marvel, WB, many many more. Repped by Ari Lubet, [email protected]
kenharlan @kenharlan
10 Followers 79 Following
Roseville Police Depa... @RSVL_Police
16K Followers 293 Following Join our team: https://t.co/yPLBiZ2xzC. Not monitored off hours. Call 911/774-5000 x 1 if police response needed.
Binging With Babish @BingingWBabish
171K Followers 224 Following One part chef, one part filmmaker, generous dash of irreverent YouTube personality, heaping handful of bourbon enthusiast, cyclist and karaoke singer to taste.
City of Roseville CA @CityofRoseville
13K Followers 182 Following Official Twitter account of the City of Roseville municipal government. Terms of use: http://t.co/P9LtJpaPML
George Gant @GeoGantArt
4K Followers 2K Following 2X Glyph-Award Winning, Ringo-Award Nominated Cartoonist. Creator: Beware of Toddler; Artist: Angel Face Investigates, Muddy Waters Too
Under the Apocalypse ... @ApocalypseSky
21 Followers 3 Following
eluvianna (using 🟦... @eluvianna
6K Followers 1K Following Artist × Ren'dorei VTuber ✦ Holy/Disc-MG ✦ ttv.eluvianna 🏁 @teamwerkttv @oasis_w0w 🎙️ @OasisInAzeroth ✦ working on my comic: https://t.co/o4JTTzV7Xv ✦ she/her/enby ☽☾
Kimberly Brown @ListMiss
43 Followers 112 Following In the beginning, there were lists. And we could do stuff and put checks on them. And it was good. Freelance writer, editor and wino.
see you somewhere �... @JonahMatranga
5K Followers 4K Following a onelinedrawing is when you start drawing and don't pick up the pencil til you're done... say hi anytime at https://t.co/kXNRlk50wA
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster
370K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
474K Followers 12 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
Dr. Jacob Dean @SchadenJake
538K Followers 414K Following Award-winning food & travel writer and editor. Psychologist. New Yorker. Expat. I live in Oaxaca.
Geekery Comics @geekerycomics
5K Followers 4K Following GEEKS WANTED! Publisher of ALL-AGES comic book series THE GEEKERY & more GEEK-centric stories about us truly passionate folk...GEEKS! #TheGeekery #GeeksWanted
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