- i dragged him out of bed screaming this morning. he made himself sick,he even shit himself to try and get out of going back to school.
- shame. you’d expect better given he’s head teacher…
- why is there a rubber willy in the drawer?
- well sweetie, since daddy died in that terrible accident, i need comfort.
- but he’s downstairs watching telly.
- don’t ruin this fantasy…?
- getting it up in one piece is challenging, but pushing it out again feels AMAZING…
- i just eat mine. i’m more of a traditionalist when it comes to toblerone…
“I get up when I'm down
I can't swim but my soul won't drown
I do believe I got flare
I got speed and I walk on air
'Cause God gimme soul in your rock'n'roll, babe
'Cause God gimme soul in your rock'n'roll, babe
And I get so high I just can't feel it
And I get so high I just…
Really @MayorofLondon you have stopped comments? I wonder why? Can you publish the knife crime figures, rapes, mugging, people having to deal with a naked looney on a tube train scared for their life?
Really @MayorofLondon you have stopped comments? I wonder why? Can you publish the knife crime figures, rapes, mugging, people having to deal with a naked looney on a tube train scared for their life?
“Oh, baby, this is nowhere
Wish I was somewhere, over you
Your sweet lips tell me there's no chance
No more romance, over you
Oh, baby, how can I go on?
Crying so long, over you
Where strangers look for new love
I'm so lost in love, over you
Someday, yes, it might come, babe…
“As I was slowly passin
A orphans home one day,
I stopped for just a moment
To watch the children play,
A lone boy was standing
And when, when I asked why
He turned around with eyes he could no see
And he began the cry
For I’m nobody’s child
(WAN singer, wan song!)
OH NOBODY’S…
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