tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

jen / jay 💙 24 🧡 she/her, they/them ❤ white n bisapphic n autistic 💚 a weirdo in the good way 💜 i care about turanga leela very much (basically inactive) candaceflynn.carrd.co new new york Joined April 2013

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

4 months ago

do you think wordgirl knows the meaning to like rizz and skibidi or would that finally drive her insane

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Aydin_makes_stuff @AydinMakesStuff

4 months ago

@Mimeatball The internet has dumbed down and made pedos go from actual horrid threats, to being treated like fucking house flies

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

5 months ago

this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode

alyssa @lyssibot5000

5 months ago

this is not a sentence I ever thought I would need to assemble in any language, but 1958 feels like a really late year for a dead Pope to explode

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

8 months ago

🦋 turangacanigula

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

8 months ago

Join me and writers worldwide in the @nycmidnight Screenwriting Challenge kicking off on February 21st! Learn more at nycmidnight.com/scc

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

9 months ago

man it was NOT cute to rely on a fucking 17 year old in another country to help you with your relationship problems

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

9 months ago

and nobody is going to care bc nobody uses this site anymore anyway.

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Terry McGurrin @standupmonkey

10 months ago

OMG, Mari Lise's work is so beautiful that I just had to see what it'd look like if I DROPPED IT INTO Zee's "never been this high" moment in #TotalDramaIsland. 😍 Give @shreddinthemar a follow to see more of her stunning work (here and/or bluesky).

Mari @shreddinthemar

2 years ago

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

10 months ago

yeah sure if i cant talk to my real friends about our deepest feelings and inside jokes, ill talk to a fake friend who probably wont even let me mention sex. definitely a good tradeoff.

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tax paying adult woman @hypercanigula

10 months ago

well fuck me sideways, if credited journalist Pop Flop HQ is posting unsourced claims about something i would prefer to be true, accompanied by an email screenshot without a date or further context, then it MUST be true!