How would you handle this malfunction?
@hyperionlab2 Not call it a malfunction, take him into a room off to the side, and service his needs and get him cleaned up and backed up before someone else sees him and takes advantage of him
@hyperionlab2 I would get the attention of the other soldiers to open the way so he can go somewhere more private. Then analyze the situation with him and call a trusted technician.
@hyperionlab2 It seems that the armor's masturbation function is failing and it is active when it shouldn't, of course I would handle it by calling Havoc's kittens to drink the milk
@hyperionlab2 Is kinda easy, vore him contain him, digest him, reform him and now is not horny anymore
@hyperionlab2 find or lend a cloth, or a few more just to clean that off.
@hyperionlab2 Juna's got himself into a sticky situation again
@hyperionlab2 if that guy from the background is an enemy, use the current malfunction jumping in front as somesort of distraction tactics
@hyperionlab2 It depends I guess? If he is hiding from that guy because he is an enemy, endure it until they're close enough and get rid of them. At base? And you are trying to avoid people? Create a distraction and Run to the nearest toilet or empty room to clean that mess.