Kai Esbensen @hyperlunch
Nobody is going to know what I'm up to, or when. Obscure science reference Joined March 2008-
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Not me combining "not"-trends across two generations. NOT!
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"I want a burger made entirely of ice." "Sounds like you want a Ruth Bader Ginsburger." "Really? I was thinking an iceberger. "Well, I ordered a Ruth Bader Ginsburger once, and just ice was served."
Wisconsin and northwest Indiana were fighting over which one of them would have to be responsible for a particularly polluted area of Lake Michigan. Then they realized they could just let some other state deal with it. This agreement was WINWIN.
What if Billy and Rikki both had the same number? I guess that could come in handy if one of them lost it. But, still. #scandal
I wonder if, before they decided on “The Love Boat”, if they were ever thinking of calling it “The Relation Ship”.
If you throw caution to the wind, you get... air on the side of caution.
This is what @breathingdakota looks like when she learns shocking things about dinosaurs.
The Hardy Boys all look like Han Solo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSeslzTGTdc
"Can you explain what internet is?" Oh, 1994. You're so cute. http://www.youtube.com/embed/9nTPX4JW_Ts
Support #LukeComeHome, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://twb.ly/bC7zQm
Slow news day. Among the front page headlines on cnn.com: "Mia Farrow Contradicts Naomi Campbell" and "Role of Butter in a Grilled Cheese"
Nothing conveys "banana" better than saying "banana" with your mouth full of banana.
It's not about warmth, so much as it's about turning the bed into something somewhere between a nest and a fort.
Pseudoscience hurt brain. Ow. http://tiny.cc/59CAl and also http://tiny.cc/fgTzp Ow ow ow. #preying_on_ignorance_is_lucrative #pain
My one and only hypocrisy: I will not tolerate the hypocrisy of others -- yet I expect everyone to tolerate this, my one and only hypocrisy.
I've been calling fitness clubs to see if any of them offer exercises in futility. It turns out they all do. Wasn't expecting that.
So, you wanna go out sometime? Haha, just kidding. But seriously, do you?
It's ludicrously difficult to find new t-shirts without skulls or griffins on them. I almost prefer fakey pre-distressed jeans. Almost.
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7 Followers 47 Following I am an artist, a writer, a teacher, a backpacker, a struggling mathematician, a health food advocate, a shrewd philosopher, and the secret id of @roninbrush
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