Justin Blank @hyperpape
Give me the natural numbers or give me death. Also [email protected] and https://t.co/34DIwnSHZB justinblank.com Caldas da Rainha, Portugal Joined March 2008-
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I’m on the other two main social networks (username is what you suspect, but is in my profile just in case). I suspect this place gets deader and deader, though I haven’t stopped reading yet.
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30 Years of Notebooks bactra.org/weblog/30-year…
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Do no work. (fail fast) Do less work. (Algorithmic optimisation) Do work in parallel. (Parallelism) Do work before the actual work. (Pre processing) Do work only once. (Idempotence) Do work with previous results. (Caching) Do work with less. (Compression) Do work when required.…
I’ve updated my page on benchmarking, with a lot of new resources. justinblank.com/notebooks/benc… Apologies to anyone who follows me on multiple social media sites today.

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