Jake @hyperstitions

Now is the time of monsters kybernetes.substack.com he/him Joined April 2018

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3 years ago

My shitty Internet connection is doing the Lord's work and removing all graven images from my feed.

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3 years ago

drinking a whole, large coffee with zero intention of staying awake past lunch

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"Okay computer, take these very narrow guidelines and write a function only based on irrelevant code I've shown you before" "No!!! Not like that!!! Why isn't it more progressive??? Who built this thing??"

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3 years ago

Your honor there's been a misinput

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3 years ago

Monroe county sending in data via smoke signals to Albany

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3 years ago

Monroe county sending in data via smoke signals to Albany

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3 years ago

One year anniversary

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4 years ago

One year anniversary

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3 years ago

Suicide is preferable to any job in which I wear a polo

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3 years ago

Hot tub closes at 8pm? I thought this was a free country

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3 years ago

Americans all have the same ~12 vacation spots that they rotate between and for some reason that's particularly depressing today. I hate tourism

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3 years ago

Can't wait for that Adam McKay flick about the Trump administration culminating to the capitol riot that's definitely in production right now starring Steve Carell and probably Christian Bale

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3 years ago

Today for class I read how Truman had told the American public at the time that Hiroshima was a "strategically important Japanese army base" and neglected to mention it was also a city of 255,000 people