Shower thought: Do vegan programmers squash bugs?
@iamdevloper We catch them in a glass and let them out through the window.
@iamdevloper Vegan programers: Bugs are features too
@iamdevloper @MichalBryxi They move the bugs somewhere else, like other programmers.
@iamdevloper No, they release them into the wild.
@iamdevloper Not in the traditional sense, but if the bugs spend enough time with a vegan programmer they'll wish they were squished. Or possibly acquire an overwhelming desire for red meat and become sentient.
@iamdevloper No, they let them live on the back log! I'll see myself out
@iamdevloper We fix defects. It aids the cognitive dissonance to call it something else. Like how beef isn't called dead cow.
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@iamdevloper We do, though we don't eat them post squashing.
@iamdevloper No, they ask them "politely" to GTFO
@iamdevloper Haha.. I am a vegan and a programmer. Damm right we do XD
@iamdevloper I can only speak for myself, but: Yes, indeed they do (at least one of them 😉)
@iamdevloper We remove them by cutting and pasting them into a separate file.
@iamdevloper We just comment them out so they have their own safe space.
@iamdevloper I imagine they just capture them and gently release them somewhere else.
@iamdevloper If not a bug, is it a flaw? ...a defect? ...a feature?
@iamdevloper They carry them out and release them into the wild
@iamdevloper Follow up question: What do they call a “hamburger menu”? (Shades of Jules, Vincent, and the “Royale with Cheese”)
@iamdevloper What about programmers who neither watch tutorials nor read books rather content themselves with documentation.
@iamdevloper eslint ./src --fix && git squash --and-cry
