Joel Thottan @iammojojojoe

Writer. Dog lover. Over Thinker (In reverse order). joelthottan.com Mumbai Joined January 2013

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Joel Thottan @iammojojojoe

8 months ago

My favourite genre of comedy will always be couples dancing awkwardly at their own Sangeet while everyone records them.

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a year ago

We all have that one piece of clothing that's torn, hanging from the last thread, and your mother is tired of seeing you wear, but you just won't throw it out because it's way too comfortable.

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2 years ago

Thanks to Rahul Dravid, I'm not thinking about the loss as much as I'm thinking about my engine oil right now.

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2 years ago

Baghban was Rocky aur Rani but with parents

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3 years ago

Instagram just gave everyone the biggest Halloween scare ever. #instagramdown

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3 years ago

We should be ashamed that as a species we missed the opportunity to call a failed candid a can'tdidn't

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I knew from the moment I started watching #AfterLife3, I'd be crying by the end. And that happened. Thank you, @rickygervais for a lovely study of human emotions. I'll always be a fan. Also, the soundtrack makes me believe that Ricky and I have the same taste in music.

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4 years ago

Morpheus: Red pill or Blue pill? Indians: Dolo.

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4 years ago

Spotify Wrapped is great. But only 90s kids know the year is actually ending when the VLC logo gets a Santa hat.

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4 years ago

Let's just agree that 2020 was less new year and more eww year.

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4 years ago

When desi parents say "It's bad for your health", it's probably not. They just don't want you to have it.

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4 years ago

You want people to engage with your photos. I want to stop seeing people's engagement photos. We are not the same.

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4 years ago

I love Bollywood remakes because they help me discover the original film and so I watch that instead.

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4 years ago

Who decided to call them filters and not face masks?

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4 years ago

Does anyone else also save up parts of their sleep that they couldn't complete and then when you know it's a holiday the next day, you just pull it all out at once and binge sleep?

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4 years ago

Some of the world's finest creators have not yet been discovered because an algorithm decided that they're not worth it.

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4 years ago

To all those sharing the #FriendsReunion trailer with the caption 'I'm not crying, you are.' Yes. I am crying. I'm crying because a show like Friends is getting a reunion instead of The Office.