Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

A man was speaking Turkish and I thought it was Russian. So I told him bless you in Russian, and everyone looked at me funny. I want to go home. Пока.

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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick

4 years ago

I dare you to create such a product.

OREO Cookie @Oreo

4 years ago

I dare you to create such a product.

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Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy

4 years ago

Thank you @DojaCat

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Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

4 years ago

I don’t wanna leave your mind to wander I’ll surround you, make you feel sure.

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Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

4 years ago

This song lives in my head rent free youtu.be/vr2xMRSObto

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Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

4 years ago

… But did you use Stevens, or Burton?

Lone Star Percussion @LoneStarPerc

4 years ago

… But did you use Stevens, or Burton?

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Amy Winehouse @amywinehouse

4 years ago

On this day in 2003, Amy's debut album Frank was released 🖤

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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick

4 years ago

I’m spent 💀💀💀

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Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick

4 years ago

Oh my god.

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Benefits of putting mayo in your coffee: - getting vomited on, and cussed out. - having Dionne Warwick block you, and her whole fan base roast you. - knocking someone clean tf out if they do this in front of me.

Hellmann's Mayonnaise @Hellmanns

4 years ago

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Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

4 years ago

I find it extremely ironic that I advertised my job on Facebook, and they took the post down because it “didn’t meet community standards.” Well, jokes on them because their employees don’t meet community standards. Nor does the app as a whole.

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Pearl Jam @iampearlyd

4 years ago

So, a few weeks apart from each other,I met James Marsden and Eric Paslay. Then, I met Jill Scott who made me laugh and smile the whole time. They were all so sweet, and it helps that they’re my heroes (one being a Marvel superhero).