Sarah Cates @icantbecleaned
I've given in/up. Joined June 2013-
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For each game of softball played in my thirties, one part of my body will never be the same again.
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A sincere thank you to @Gabrus for introducing me to the term Gravy Seal.
Who wants to take me out to the back of the barn and shoot me in the head?
Motion to replace gaslighting with Machiavellian in the zeitgeist.
Little is more precious than a child attempting to be comforting and reassuring.
If I'm being honest, apple picking actually sucks.
Overhearing women in conversation about their relationships key phrase list: triggered, red flags, gaslighting.
Prioritizing your mental health over your public image is some queen shit. #SimoneBiles #NaomiOsaka
In high school French class the teacher went around asking what we did on vacation or something. I said I kissed Johnny Depp. Then she asked what it was like and I asked how to say “soft” in French. That’s how I learned the word douce and that I am insane.
If we’re to believe cat-based comic strips, most of us throw a lot of fish skeletons in the trash.
“Fuck me up, daddy” I say to my allergy pill as I place it on my tongue.
I wonder how many birds have used my hair in their nests? I hope a few.
🔌 @ladylust666
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Kim Chen Yamaha @GimhaeJung
25 Followers 350 Following hoping we could be able to spend time to get to know each other better. It will be very nice that we both know more about ourselves.
Anna K. Wood @AKW_SocioloWork
287 Followers 550 Following PhD candidate @UMSociology/ @UMJointPhD ♦ gender scholar, violence & masculinit(ies )♦ social work skeptic ♦ anti-fascist mother to many creatures ♦ she/her
mikey @BeastMammoth
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Amira Kennedy @AliciaS93700163
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Charles Pieper @inherentcharlie
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Ed Pinckney @ubulldog
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The Double R Show @TheDoubleRShow
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Doug @notheotherdoug
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Steph Rogers @stephroge
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human bean @talisa
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Hollywood Crab @HollywoodCrab
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Hillary Schneller @hischneller
201 Followers 731 Following attorney @ReproRights. she/her. views are my own.
Andrew Christian @andrewchristian
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The Poparazi @The_Poparazi
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dvvidw @wrongaddress
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shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.3M Followers 781 Following DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
🔌 @ladylust666
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petfinder names @petfindernames
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Anna K. Wood @AKW_SocioloWork
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SLU Grounds @SLUgrounds
147 Followers 3 Following This account will focus on providing the SLU community and St. Louis community with information pertaining to the Ellen Clark Sculpture Park.
cakes with threatenin... @threateningcake
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Martha Kelly @MarthaKelly3
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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
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Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital
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Boze the Library Owl ... @SketchesbyBoze
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Conservatives Getting... @cons_owned
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Ken Jennings @KenJennings
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Cori Bush @CoriBush
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Lane Moore💿is on B... @hellolanemoore
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Ken Klippenstein (NSP... @kenklippenstein
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Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
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Connie Wang @conniewang
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Ronny Chieng @ronnychieng
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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (... @SAMOYEDCORE
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whitmer thomas @WhitmerThomas
26K Followers 627 Following The Civil Dead movie on Paramount +. The Golden One on HBO. Music wherever.
lina misitzis @lmisitzis
6K Followers 553 Following very bravely aging woman • Hysterical/This American Life/Oh, Hello/The Last Days of August/The Butterfly Effect • Pulitzer, 2020
The Perry Bible Fello... @PBFcomics
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