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idealpiper @idealpiper

memes and such Instagram.com/idealpiper Montréal, Québec Joined March 2015
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idealpiper @idealpiper

4 months ago

Run clubs are just modern day speed dating meetings with extra steps

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idealpiper @idealpiper

4 months ago

100 catholic preacher boys vs 1 pope

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idealpiper @idealpiper

4 months ago

100 black people vs 1 smoke alarm battery

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4 months ago

I can no longer endure the unrealistic societal pressure of having matching socks

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4 months ago

I swear if I see another instagram story with the “summer is calling” filter Im snitching on everyone

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4 months ago

At this point, if you asked me, whist holding a shotgun, to walk together to the back of the shed I’d be fkn thrilled.

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4 months ago

Psychiatrist: So we’re almost done, let’s see how are your hormones. Me: *blushes*..uhh.. i mean they’re average, not too loud not too quiet. Psychiatrist: …. Me: ..OH…you mean like… in my body not whor.. Psychiatrist: Yeah…. *scribbles aggressively on pad*

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4 months ago

“Tall, funny, handsome, rich, humble, great in bed, attentive, caring, generous, ambitious. These are the qualities women look for in a man & honestly it ain’t even asking for a lot. Bare minimum if you ask me smh the dating scene is so tough for women.” - dudes tryin to get laid

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4 months ago

Lesson 1 in how to piss off all parties involved:

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4 months ago

Nothing hurts more than getting ghosted by someone whose leagues below you.

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4 months ago

If you’re my homeboy and Im dating someone and you put them on your close friends stories list, we’ll need to have a sit down buddy

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4 months ago

Date idea: We get tipsy of some good wine and go on FBmarket and do this:

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a year ago

Dating men in their 30s is like getting a used car, it runs fine but check engine light is on and they refuse to see a mechanic (therapist)

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a year ago

A moment of silence for the fallen homie

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a year ago

Trying to have conversation on dating apps is like talking to a late state dementia patient phasing in and out

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a year ago

Dating in your 30s is like dating in your 20s but you’re 10 years older.

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idealpiper @idealpiper

a year ago

Patiently waiting for Pinterest to come up with a dating app where we match based on our boards

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idealpiper @idealpiper

2 years ago

Saturdays are just for me and the boys and our ✨group induced autism✨

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2 years ago

People that say money doesn’t buy happiness are so privileged, because clearly they never paid for drugs.

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2 years ago

What threading today? I mean… whats trending**

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