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Damn straight lol #ExGirlfriendproblems #Win
#WhenIwasALittleKid I felt like a boss when this happend. #RT
Saying "Wow, You're cool." when you see someone doing something stupid.
If twin females marry twin males, and they both have a child, will both children look the exact same? MIND = BLOWN
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues
You know what I love? When you read a quote and you completely understand and feel the same way.
#3words #threewords .. I miss you.. #Rt if your missing someone.
A guy broke into my house and all he took was my TV remote. Now he always drives by and changes the channels. Sick jerk.
Blanket on? Too hot. Blanket off? Too cold. One leg out? Perfect
"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos.
Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end.
Oh, I'm a few minutes late to class? Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.
Dad: A bird told me you are doing drugs..... Boy: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?!
AROUND FRIENDS: "Damn it you motherf^cker, go die in a f^cking hole!" AROUND PARENTS: "Oh darn it you silly goose!"
RT IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1989,1990,1991,1992,1993,1994 1995,1996,1997,1998,1999
Facebook rule #1. If I'm not in it, don't tag me in your damn picture.
_saRh_rsa @RsaSarh
57 Followers 244 Following ~°🐾🐥I'm an"introvert ❤😒 🥺støñēr🤫 ~°🔥😘❣️ Zendaya❣️😍🔥 🐥🍃Leo♌🌈 ~°👣💌 Lwåñdlē🥺🐤🌻
meeday @meeday74297662
2 Followers 88 Following
DontePrice @PriceDonte
8 Followers 76 Following Chillin never killin Smoking and alway joking Napping and never slacking
Tyler Schmidt @Tyler_schmidt66
2 Followers 32 Following
amit dhital @rasengan_user
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Catsbook.co @CatsbookCo
321 Followers 2K Following Is a community of cat lovers from around the world. Post your cat photos and videos on site so we can share here.
Titi @leah_oti25
10 Followers 47 Following
♡̷̴̬̩̃̊DINKIE.. @Richardene101
281 Followers 1K Following COOL and all of that !!!!!!!!! Jesus above all
Richardene Witbooi @keelyn123
29 Followers 128 Following
cassidy marie @cassidymarieluv
1 Followers 4 Following
chloe krantz @chloe90009520
15 Followers 79 Following
Melissa Sons @SonsMelissa
14 Followers 79 Following Hi im Melissa Sons im married to brandon sons so happy with my life....the end bye!!
Brandon Balderrama @dop3_brandon
43 Followers 218 Following How can the sky be the limit if there's footprints on the moon #Logic 11/13
🏝Josie Holdridge @UbeachA
142 Followers 2K Following Director of local Senior Center. Looking out for the elderly. Texan born and raised. 🌊 #turntexasblue #seniorlivesmatter https://t.co/vU9knAvapR
super subroto @jokey_subroto
27 Followers 298 Following
Sphakamsile @Thanduuuu
10 Followers 63 Following Sweet, gentle, Crude, Loves laughing... I can be reali mean whn Im Angry thou!!!!! Nd of course Honest!!! Nd I like to think that I'm pretty
Czielo Gale Tanguan @BreezyCGT
104 Followers 254 Following life is too short to be wasted upon annoying people...
J.something @johnsmith766643
7 Followers 60 Following
7 Words @Profile_7Words
5K Followers 7K Following Simple yet profound tests that help you discover hidden aspects of your deeper personality - and daily wisdom quotes.
jenkinsgerald864 @jenkinsgerald86
52 Followers 1K Following
taylea_baker^^ @taytayeee
167 Followers 715 Following I'm 14, 5'7 or 5'8, singer, song writer, dancer,great personality, a Virgo, black/ white/ and Cherokee, eyes change colors, 1/2 of Taytay&Naji, music is my life
MissionSMR @MissionSMR
13K Followers 11K Following Social Media Relations is now an essential component of any successful integrated IR/PR strategy. Read full disclaimers: https://t.co/PxytffuiAu
Twiends @twiends
142K Followers 140K Following Twiends helps you grow your twitter following safely and responsibly. Since 2009. #smm #socialmedia #promotion
Planet Ponzi @PlanetPonzi
34K Followers 10K Following The financial system will never be worthy of trust while any institution is TBTF. Heads I win, tails you bail me out: that’s not capitalism, it's extortion.
Satya Santhosh @Santhosh_7
10K Followers 12K Following I am Satya, work as software developer and I spend my time browsing, blogging and meeting my online friends
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Tom @premedchemistry
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#legend @Fubarrockchick
202K Followers 209K Following X₭łC₭฿ØӾëR, may cause side affects 🏴 Held hostage by Westminster #indyref [email protected] https://t.co/UiGzMke2fz
LuisMiguel Hernandez @luismiguelhdz
89K Followers 82K Following Tecnología, Videojuegos, Yoga, Viajes, Cine, Influencers, Audiencias, Robots, Música, Hermenéutica, Futbol y Redes Sociales. Geek #SocialMedia Energía Positiva!
EM Hardin @123buttons
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Sharon @parentingtraps
2K Followers 2K Following Connecting families through positive parenting skills
Jansu @medicalmyths
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ECRM @ECRMMARKETING
10K Followers 11K Following This account will be shutting down. Please follow @cassyput
E-ROCC ON THE BEAT @erocconthebeat
808 Followers 622 Following Recording artist at Hardknoca Ent. Contact & inquiries [email protected] Also Download my new Mixtape Free. #LinkBelow
LOVE KING OF SOUL & R.. @Raheem_DeVaughn
153K Followers 99K Following THE LOVE KING OF SOUL & RNB / Co-Founder of The Crank Crusaders
Tom @couragecourse
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Nora Case @NoraCase
236 Followers 1K Following
IBMarketing @IBMarketingTX
258 Followers 331 Following Integrity Based Marketing Consultants~ Internet & Digital Experts~Rick Hubbard Marketing @RowdyTX
EM Hardin @123buttons
10K Followers 13K Following Mental toughness, hypnosis, and mind control news, research, and publications.
Mike Heston @mikeheston
2K Followers 3K Following Specializing in Digital Photography and Artistic Interpretation
Jansu @medicalmyths
2K Followers 2K Following
AmazonBestSales @AmazonBestSales
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Tom @premedchemistry
2K Followers 2K Following
Tom @chantsforhealth
2K Followers 2K Following musical peace and serenity through the ancient and time honored practice of chant. http://t.co/IX85VNV3c1
Tom @couragecourse
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Sharon @parentingtraps
2K Followers 2K Following Connecting families through positive parenting skills
bitcointrading.com @bitcointrading
10K Followers 12K Following The official http://t.co/ppPbmEG0 twitter robot! Follow me and I'll keep you up to date with the forum! #bitcoin #trading #official #twitter
soberichs @soberichs
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Jonathan Omer-Man @jonathanomerman
817 Followers 378 Following Blogger @ Perpetual Pilgrim: http://t.co/q3jY71241r. Retired rabbi (Metivta), writer, reader, now studying Arabic, Sufism,, much more.
☮️💙 Lena C �.. @LenaLChen
2K Followers 884 Following Former cable TV/music executive. BAFTA, iEmmys, BMI, SagAftra. Best Buddies/Special Olympics. Current passionate cook-new IG: lenaisfeasting. 🌊ProudBlue
LuisMiguel Hernandez @luismiguelhdz
89K Followers 82K Following Tecnología, Videojuegos, Yoga, Viajes, Cine, Influencers, Audiencias, Robots, Música, Hermenéutica, Futbol y Redes Sociales. Geek #SocialMedia Energía Positiva!
Chris DeWolfe @Chris_DeWolfe
19K Followers 709 Following CEO and co-founder of @Plailabs former co-founder and CEO of @MySpace and @Jamcity
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52K Followers 6K Following CEO | IoDSA Certified DIRECTOR | Business Strategy | Strategic Marketing | Professional SPEAKER | Group Exercise Instructor | Certified MINISTER of the Word.
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TimMc @timmc
18K Followers 322 Following I'm married to an incredible woman with two amazing little boys, and I work/invest in fin-tech and lending startups
Sanjay B Dalal @SanjayBDalal
9K Followers 7K Following 📣 @oGoing | ❤️ family, community, small business, marketing, innovation, mentoring, humor, CA 🏞🏀🏈🏏🤘| सत्यमेव जयते. अहिंसा सेवा सहानुभूति सधर्म 🇮🇳
nelsonjames @nelsonjames
2K Followers 141 Following Marketing Professional. President and Co-Founder of https://t.co/8zqsHp2HAu.
Julie Carrier @JulieCarrier
7K Followers 1K Following #1 Coach for Young Women, Bestselling Author of Girls Lead, Speaker, Emmy-Nominee, and MTV Confidence Coach
Nathan M Farrugia @nathanmfarrugia
43K Followers 1K Following USA Today bestseller of technothrillers, @SaberGames writer, weird Australian accent. Very good at almost dying from research.
RentShare @rentshare
3K Followers 1K Following We're making it easy for everyone to pay rent online and share expenses with roommates. All tweets are by the founders and team!
#legend @Fubarrockchick
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Beema entertainment @BeemaMusicGroup
6K Followers 2K Following Independent Music Label & film production company Cine Terra
Boston Sports Geek @BostonSportGeek
16K Followers 382 Following The musings and retweets of a geek, craft beer enthusiast and sports fan from Boston
Elizabeth McQueen @ElizabetMcQueen
30K Followers 3K Following Elizabeth McQueen with RE/MAX Select Properties Vancouver: Luxury Property Specialist, Entrepreneur & self proclaimed risk taker, living in & loving YVR
Rob Muller @TheRealRMuller
8K Followers 791 Following Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line.
Peevish Penman ☕ @PeevishPenman
10K Followers 3K Following Carrie Bailey Allen #writing #scifi as OA Allen - my cover illustrations are my own (fault) - I read and review #indie #authors - conversations welcome
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