amoeba @iiebaii

t dot Joined November 2011

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Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim

3 months ago

For weeks, I told Zohran Bangla might be too hard for him - it’s widely considered a very difficult language to speak for non-native speakers, even desis. I wrote a good chunk in English but he asked for more Bangla and of course it took him like two reads to get it down 🙄😭

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani

3 months ago

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mimi :3 @smalltiddyemogf

3 months ago

age regressing by coughing like a toddler with my tongue out

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Nugs @Nugjokes

3 months ago

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

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benny. @BENNY7GG

5 months ago

eid mubarak.

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M.M @Monz_ah

6 months ago

For most of my life, all I remember is taraweeh being at 10-11pm It’s not even 9.30pm yet and I’m already back home having tea lol How the days, turn into years, turn into a life رَبَّنـا وَلَكَ الحَمْـدُ حَمْـداً كَثـيراً طَيِّـباً مُـبارَكاً فيه

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🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL

7 months ago

this

kat @e3pll

7 months ago

this https://t.co/7XvJGXMMyZ

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amoeba @iiebaii

7 months ago

my mom got to hang with a cat at my grandmas place and I dealt with trying to convince myself to eat post night shift and I jus think that’s disrespectful

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𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa

8 months ago

one thing about January is that she's going to make sure you feel all 31 of her days

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Helen Roy @helen_of_roy

8 months ago

4 y/o is requesting that I have five more children “so [she] can fight them” ???????

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The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana

8 months ago

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Mufti Menk @muftimenk

9 months ago

When you forgive someone, it doesn’t give them a free pass. It gives you a free pass to move on. Be kind to yourself. Don’t compromise your peace of mind. Moving on may be the best thing at times. It doesn’t mean you’re forgetting, it simply means you’re letting the hurt go.

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extended mix @djmusclemommy

9 months ago

ur one crash out away from ur best lock in

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amoeba @iiebaii

9 months ago

always forgetting how tense cramps make my whole body feel and then once that Advil fits 😍😍😍😍

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poppa @popitforpoppa

10 months ago

took her to a rage room & she started hitting ME

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lex :3 but evil @lexbutevil

10 months ago

hey im free later if you wanna go insane together or something

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emma @emma_____weaver

11 months ago

YALL AFRAID TO BE CORNY BUT I WAS BORN ON THE COB!!!!!!!

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𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_

11 months ago

Constantly

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amoeba @iiebaii

12 months ago

it’s the fact that I got construction in my area, construction on my commute to work and construction at my workplace, when will I be free from the sounds of drilling and dust?!?!