tova @imtova

I don’t like tuna melts RIGHT BEHIND YOU Joined June 2007

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tova @imtova

2 years ago

I just learned on threads that the reason people say hi to each other on hikes is so that they are more likely to be remembered if they go missing and I never learned that in my 16 years on X formerly known as Twitter.

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3 years ago

What if we did something similar to what Dan Savage did with Santorum and tried to tell everyone that Smotrich is Yiddish for sh*tstain?

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3 years ago

It will be really funny when all these balloons get shot down and you realize all they’ve been trying to do this whole time is film the sequel to Danny Deckchair

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3 years ago

I was waiting until it was shot down to say this but I think this whole Chinese balloon thing was overblown.

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3 years ago

The other night after two consecutive nights of fitful sleep I ate a (legal) edible and spent either 15mins or an hour thinking about how the permanent members of the UN Security Council are really not all that much secure together.

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3 years ago

I need someone to explain the magic that causes nobody on the white lotus to ever be hungover.

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3 years ago

I haven’t looked at my Spotify unwrapped but now’s my annual reminder that you have two weeks to play: 1. This is how you remind me (Nickelback) 2. The reason (hoobastank) Or 3. Big Country (Big Country) On repeat for 2 weeks and nobody will ever know.

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3 years ago

I just killed a spotted lantern fly that flew into my apartment and honestly I feel like this whole infestation is a missed opportunity to play real-life pokemon

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3 years ago

Zoomers clapping on planes as a meme is a societal evolution I am amused enough to get behind

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3 years ago

Just your random 4am reminder that in the German version of the Simpsons, Uter the exchange student was Swiss and instead of having an uncle with a bubblegum factory in Düsseldorf, he had an uncle with a chocolate factory in Basel.

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The Australian PM is @WhoIsPM

3 years ago

It's July 02, 2022 at 07:01PM and the current Australian Prime Minister is Anthony Albanese.

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3 years ago

Come to Australia. We have dingoes.

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3 years ago

One of the saddest things about being an Australian in America is calling airline support numbers and listening to the confusion on the other end when the customer service operators aren’t sure whether to say howdy or g’day to me.