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4 years ago

Armin: This is such a bad idea. Eren: Then why are you coming along? Armin: One of us need to be able to talk the Military Police out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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4 years ago

Jean: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Connie: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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4 years ago

Hange: I bet you look adorable grasping my bed sheets. Levi: You can’t compliment your way into making me fix your bed.

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4 years ago

Hange: You love me, right, Levi? Levi: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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4 years ago

Erwin, going over Eren’s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative. Eren: Yes. Erwin: Okay... may I know what you create? Eren: Problems.

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4 years ago

Principal: Your kid said a swear word. Levi: Okay, I'll go talk to him about it. Levi, to Eren: What the fuck, Eren?

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Levi: [texting] Levi: RIA Hange: Don't you mean RIP? Levi: No. Levi: I mean it. Rest in agony.

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Connie: [gets hit by a car] Driver: [comes out of car] Omg. I'm very sorry. Are you okay?? Connie: I n-need my p-phone. Driver: Uh.. sure, but i can call the ambulance for yo- Connie, tweeting: LMAO GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME Y'ALL WON'T BELIEVE IT

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4 years ago

Levi: Why is your back all scratched up? Hange: [flashback to chasing a stray cat after Levi told them to leave it alone.] I’m having an affair.

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4 years ago

Officer: Alright. Can you confirm your date of birth? Connie: May 2. Officer: What year? Connie: Every year?? That's a silly question.

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Levi: I'd invite you in but it's a mess in here. Hange: That's okay, I don't mind! Levi: The mess though... Hange: Don't be silly. Levi: I don't want you in my office.

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Jean: Name one thing that’s better than a dog. Sasha: Two dogs. Connie: Oh, shit. YOU-

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4 years ago

Sasha: Eating raw chicken gives you salmonella.... Sasha: So does eating raw salmon give you chickenella? Levi: Why can't we have ONE meal without this??

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4 years ago

[In jail] Some guy: I stabbed someone 15 times in a bar fight. What are you guys in for? Connie and Jean: [Flashback to them trying to steal a monkey at the zoo for Sasha’s birthday even after Levi told them not to] Jean: ... Dealing drugs

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4 years ago

I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck. Levi Ackerman

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Levi: [Eating McDonald's] Hange: Can I have a bite? Levi: You can have the whole thing if you got up and got one for yourself. Mikasa: Hey can I have a bite? Jean: Yeah sure babe.