incorrect darvey @incorrectDH

all past, present, and future exchanges between the slowest couple in TV history to get together. Joined April 2018

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3 years ago

louis: we need handcuffs for this intruder! who do we know has handcuffs harvey: well, donna and i - donna: *glares* harvey: ... wouldn't know.

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precanon: mike: look me in the eyes and tell me you're not in love with donna harvey: *stares continuously at donna from across the room*: i'm not in love with donna mike: your eyes are nowhere near mine

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4 years ago

[text] Donna: what are you doing? Harvey: Currently eating, you? Donna: Currently wishing your text didn’t have any punctuation Harvey: What? Donna: What?

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4 years ago

Harvey: *is holding all the groceries* Donna: *holds out hand to help* Harvey: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand so that he can hold her hand*

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5 years ago

Harvey: Donna and I don’t have pet names for each other. Mike: Uh huh.. Mike: What do bees make again? Harvey: Honey? Donna: Yes babe? Mike: I rest my case

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5 years ago

Donna: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made Harvey: What’d she make? Donna: Me

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5 years ago

Harvey: I DON’T HAVE FEELINGS FOR DONNA Everyone: Alright dude Harvey: Ok wow you guys are really good I have exactly one feeling for Donna and it is love

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5 years ago

Pre-canon: Harvey: Valentine’s Day is such a sham. Mike: You’re literally making a card for Donna right now. Harvey: *points glue gun at Mike* You’re on thin fucking ice.

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5 years ago

Random but what a blessing it is to have to differentiate between pre-canon and post-canon darvey for my tweets😈 they really made it 🥺🥰

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5 years ago

Harvey: Has anyone seen my wife? Stranger: What does she look like? Harvey: BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HER SO MUCH

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5 years ago

Harvey: I bought you ice cream Donna: Aw thanks! Donna: It’s really good, do you wanna try some? Harvey: *leans over and kisses her* Harvey: Yeah you’re right. Tastes good. Donna: Wait-

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5 years ago

two years here 🥳 sorry for the huge gaps between the tweets, but just wanted to say thank you for the support, it still brings me so much joy to see everyone interact with my tweets 😅

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5 years ago

Donna: Take me to an art museum and make out with me Harvey: But they said not to touch the masterpieces Donna: Did you just - Harvey: Ok fine, you’ve convinced me. Let’s go. Donna: Changed your mind already? Harvey: No, but someone’s got to pin you to the wall

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6 years ago

Louis: I can’t believe you guys broke Harvey’s bed Harvey and Donna: haha yeah well I mean...when you have to hold yourself back for 12 years... Louis: Wait what? You’re telling me it’s been 12 years since you guys last jumped on a bed?

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6 years ago

Harvey: The first rule to success is to not fall in love Donna: *walks by* Harvey: Harvey: Well that didn’t last long

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6 years ago

Rachel: You’re gonna have to step it up if you wanna be Donna’s boyfriend Harvey: Whoa, I don’t want to be her boyfriend. R: What do you want then? H: I just want to be with her all the time. Or hold her hand and hear about her day. But I don’t want to be her stupid boyfriend.

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6 years ago

Client: *can’t find Harvey* Client: DONNA PAULSEN ISN’T THE BEST COO IN NEW YORK Harvey: *immediately busts through wall* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY Client: Ah, found you.

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6 years ago

Harvey: *wakes up beside Donna every morning* Harvey: *whispers* holy shit how did I get so lucky

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6 years ago

Pre-canon darvey: Donna: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. The people are just not hungry. Harvey: *muttering* Trust me, I’m starving. Everyone: *looks at Harvey* Harvey: Did I say that out loud

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6 years ago

Harvey: Honestly, Donna, your last name sucks Donna: Excuse me? Harvey: Paulsen? It just doesn’t suit you at all, and you should change it Donna: To WHAT, exactly? Harvey: *gets down on one knee, pulls out ring* Paulsen-Specter