(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

denki: it smells like upholdmyhand in here bakugo: ....whats up hold my hand? bakugo: wait- denki: i mean if you insist

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

denki: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die bakugo: how the hell would you even get in that situation

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: i told denki im just going to wear sweatpants to the dance and his reaction was “okay just let me know what color sweatpants so my tie can match” mina: you marry that boy

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo, to denki: its just not something a bottom like you could fathom

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: what do you see in your future? denki: well hopefully a dog

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo, to denki: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupiddates but i want to DESTROY YOU AT MARIO KART

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

denki: whats it called when you kill your friend? homiecide! bakugo: murder denki: homiecide!

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: posts are like children, you delete the ones that don’t succeed. denki: what

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: people are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road. denki: well that took a turn i didn’t expect

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

denki: dang man are you my appendix because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out bakugo: this is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pick-up line ive ever heard.

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: i already sent good vibes your way...they’re coming. theres nothing you can do to stop them. denki: this is the most threatening way ive ever been cheered up

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

denki: i got a bath bomb from lush but no tub so guess i have to eat it bakugo: wait wha

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(in)correct bakukami @incorrectbkkm

7 years ago

bakugo: i identify as morosexual. im attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. denki asked me what the spanish word for tortilla was once and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight.