Incorrect CO/WS Quotes @incorrectcows

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Incorrect CO/WS Quotes @incorrectcows

5 years ago

anyone wanna be friends in animal crossing? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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5 years ago

this spam of incorrect quotes brought to you in honor of @MariaRe34309688 ‘s birthday! happy birthday friend!! 🎂

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5 years ago

simon: tomorrow’s garbage day baz: i can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you

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5 years ago

[NSFW] penny: stop being an arsehole, baz! simon: you are what you eat

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5 years ago

simon: what’s your biggest fear? baz: being forgotten simon: wow that’s deep. simon: mine was the kool-aid man but now i feel kinda silly

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5 years ago

baz: april fools! simon: what’s the joke? baz: me

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5 years ago

agatha: my skincare routine is not having feelings for men

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5 years ago

the mage: simon, i didn’t raise you to embarrass me like this simon: you didn’t raise me the mage: that’s what i said

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5 years ago

shep; bro look at this art simon; lemme see it bro *shep hands over phone* simon; this is your camera in selfie mode shep; that’s cause you’re the art bro simon; bro

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5 years ago

simon, holding two pieces of bread up to shep’s face idiot sandwich style: WHAT ARE YOU? shep: a snack 😉 simon: simon: no

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5 years ago

officer; you have the right to remain silent, whatever you say can and will be held against you — baz; simon snow officer; baz; officer; please - please remain silent

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5 years ago

baz: hands are cold. simon: *grabs his hands* better? baz: you know for some reason my lips are cold too

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5 years ago

baz: if i find out who stole my shirt, they’re going to get a — simon, walking in wearing baz’s shirt: morning baz: —a big kiss from me

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5 years ago

niall: okay, guys, what’s something good you did today? baz: i prevented a murder dev: and how’d you do that? baz, glaring across the dining hall at simon: self control.

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5 years ago

kidnapper: we have your boyfriend baz: let me talk to him kidnapped: go ahead you’re on speaker baz: dumbass

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5 years ago

baz: words cant describe how beautiful you are simon: uh... thanks. baz: numbers can. 3/10.

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5 years ago

baz: why are you looking at me through a fork simon: i’m pretending you’re in jail

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5 years ago

simon: *taping ‘have you seen my boyfriend posters’ around* penny: is baz missing again?! simon: oh, no. i just wanted to make sure everyone’s seen him. isn’t he beautiful?

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5 years ago

dev; baz just admit you’re in love with snow, you’ve been making heart eyes at him for years now baz; no, i’ve been trying to kill him with the power of my mind