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2 years ago

Percy: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Mr. D: You're like 15 years old Percy: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Grover, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Annabeth: You did WHAT– Percy: William Snakepeare

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Annabeth: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Percy: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Annabeth: Stop.

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2 years ago

started another incorrect quotes acc for percy jackson! @peterpjohnson

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Jesper: I hardly slept last night Inej: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you. Someone who loves you. Jesper: Who would be thinking about me at 3 a.m.? Wylan: [gay panic]

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Nina: Is that a hickey? Jesper: No, it’s a mosquito bite. Wylan: (walks in) Hey guys. Nina: Hey, mosquito.

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2 years ago

Kuwei: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Kaz: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Inej isn’t

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Inej: Why is Matthias so sad? Nina: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes Inej: And…? Nina: He got Kaz.

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Wylan: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Kaz: (in the distance) Or murder.

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Wylan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Jesper: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Wylan: Stop.

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Wylan: Hey, you wanna bang? Jesper: Wylan: I meant hang. Jesper: Wylan: Actually, no, I didn’t. Jesper:

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Nina: I think we should kiss. Matthias: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Wylan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Jesper: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Wylan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Jesper: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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2 years ago

Inej: I don’t need to touch grass, I need the fall of capitalism.

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2 years ago

Wylan: *holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute. Jesper: Wy, that’s gay. Wylan: We’ve been dating for 2 years—

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Jesper: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. Inej: Throw rocks at he. Nina: Hot Dogs. Kaz: Kill him. Jesper: Thanks guys.

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Kaz: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass. Inej: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL! Kaz: …Your point?

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2 years ago

Jesper: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill! Jesper: First who would you kill? *Matthias points at Kaz* *Nina points at Kaz* *Wylan points at Kaz* Kaz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.