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lynette: what are you bringing to the dinner party? edie: my negative attitude and sparkling personality.
lee: what’s this? katherine: my to-do list lee: oh i’m glad you’re starting to get more organized- lee: this just says bree
gaby: alright so you and I are married bree: we are not married gaby: relax, it’s pretend bree: I don’t want to pretend gaby: scared you’ll like it? bree: okay if we’re married, I want a divorce
lynette: what does ‘take out’ mean? bree: food susan: dating gaby: murder edie: all three if you wanna have fun
lynette: god I hate him renee: me too lynette: you have no idea who i’m talking about renee: solidarity sister
lynette: did you just walk away from susan mid conversation? edie: what can I say? she was boring me to death, my survival instincts kicked in.
gaby: i’m going to taco bell anyone want anything? susan: I want mike back.. gaby: yeah I got like 12 bucks
Gaby: Once again, Gaby and Bree save the day. Lynette: You didn’t do anything, it was all Bree. Gaby: We’re a package deal. Everybody knows that.
gaby: bree, thank you for agreeing to talk to me bree: I didn’t you just walked in here and started talking gaby: I don’t have time for a history lesson
me to edie britt and mike delfino
katherine: i miss bree. susan: katherine- katherine, sighing: bree used to call me katherine... susan: because it’s your fucking name.
susan: don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die gaby: florida
gaby: what’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you? susan: his smile lynette: his eyes bree: the audacity
orson: well we’ve gotta find a way to cut out expenses. what can we live without? bree: probably danielle
bree: don’t worry I have a plan gaby: you know who else had plans? bree: please don’t say hitler- gaby: ADOLF. HITLER.
tom: did it hurt? lynette, sighing: when i fell from heaven- tom: when you fell from the vending machine lynette: tom: 'cause you're a snack
bree: i am, as you kids say, awake danielle: did you mean woke?? bree: i did mean “woke” but it’s grammatically incorrect
katherine: of course i support men’s rights katherine: men’s rights to shut the fuck up
gaby: i gave susan a get better soon card bree: that‘s...surprisingly nice of you gaby: she was fine i just thought she could do better
bree: [spats out a fifteen sentence that no one can make sense of, not even herself] bree: you know? gaby, lynette, and susan, in unison: yeah
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