incorrect eleventh doctor @incorrecteleven

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incorrect eleventh doctor @incorrecteleven

7 years ago

clara: drop your fursonas mine's the dragon that fucked donkey amy: mine's puss in boots river: mine's yuko from timothy goes to school eleven: can i PLEASE leave this fucking groupchat

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7 years ago

eleven: [burps] rory: sorry, what did you say? eleven: [burps again] rory: rory: oh.

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7 years ago

eleven: everybody always accuses me of having a favourite human eleven: that, of course, isn't true. eleven: i like clara and all the non-clara people equally!

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7 years ago

eleven: it's just one of those things we'll never know, like, what happened to the titanic. rory: it hit an iceberg. eleven: maybe.

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7 years ago

eleven: i don't care if you hate space puns. i love space puns eleven: comet me, bro

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7 years ago

eleven: don’t you ever want to talk about your emotions, me? nine: no ten: i do eleven: i know, other me ten: i’m sad eleven: i know, other me

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7 years ago

eleven: what are the symptoms of depression? vastra: why are you asking? eleven: clara was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and i heard her say ‘why has god forsaken me'

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7 years ago

eleven: i need your help. dorium: ok, who are we killing? i won't kill kids, that's a rule. that rule is negotiable if the kid is a dick, though.

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7 years ago

rory: what happened? why was the doctor at the police station again? eleven: you know, rory, i don't understand either amy: you got pulled over and when the officer said 'papers', you just yelled 'scissors! i win!' and drove off you bloke

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7 years ago

eleven: i have to warn you, i don't always make great decisions under pressure craig, opening the door: what the hell is that?! eleven: it's an alpaca! i bought the last one!

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7 years ago

eleven: i did that adult thing where you buy a giant cake and just eat it. i am eating an entire cake. eleven: update, there is more cake than i imagined. eleven: i now see why they never let me do this back at gallifrey.

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7 years ago

Eleven: I couldn’t have done it without my sidekick. River: No offence, Doctor, but you’re the sidekick.

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7 years ago

River: Okay, Doctor, listen up. I only have two seconds to explain this to you. Eleven: Why, are you in a rush to go somewhere? River: What? No, I was talking about your attention span.

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7 years ago

Eleven: Amy... I think... I think I might have a crush on River... Amy: Congrats! You're officially the last one to know!

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7 years ago

eleven: do you guys give discounts to people with corsets? cashier: [confused look] eleven: my friend clara bet me that-

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7 years ago

Amy: Wait, so, River kissed you and you said "thank you"? Eleven: Yes. Amy: I mean... At least that's polite.

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7 years ago

Amy: You wash your clothes in bubble bath? Eleven: Bubble bath, detergent, same thing. Amy: No, it's not...

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7 years ago

eleven in the wedding of river song: i wanna be a cowboy, baby

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7 years ago

amy: one of these pictures is of your room at our house, the other is a garbage dump in the phillipines amy: which is which? eleven, after a slight pause: is that the dump? amy: thEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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7 years ago

martha: just be yourself eleven: be myself? martha, i have one day to win these people over. how long did it take for you to start liking me? amy: couple weeks river: six months rory: jury's still out eleven: see, martha! 'be yourself'? what kind of garbage advice is that?