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3 years ago

Kisumi: Promise me that you won't start any fights this time Asahi: Fine, I promise I won't start any fights Kisumi: Thank you Asahi: I will finish them, though

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3 years ago

Nagisa, on the phone with Rei: Turn around Nagisa: The other way Nagisa: No, the other other way Nagisa: One more time Rei: WHERE ARE YOU?! Nagisa: Oh I'm not there yet, but the thought of you turning around in circles like that is really funny

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3 years ago

Nao: What's in the suitcase? Natsuya: Vodka Nao: You brought a whole suitcase full of vodka? Natsuya: Of course not. I brought mixers too, I'm not an alcoholic

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3 years ago

Ikuya: I can't sleep, there’s a monster under my bed Natsuya: That’s silly, there's no such thing as a mo- OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, it only eats younger brothers, goodnight!

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3 years ago

Rin: It's called cauliflower, Momo. It’s not ghost broccoli Momo: *staring blankly at the wall* I know what I saw

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3 years ago

Nagisa: There's no "I" in team, but there's one in pizza! Rin: So you're not going to share? Nagisa: I am not going to share

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3 years ago

Rin: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd Rei: Do you have to call me a nerd all the time? Rin: I said a lot of other really nice things too. Toughen up, nerd

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3 years ago

(Hi everyone, guess who’s back!)

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3 years ago

Nao: Natsuya was getting on my nerves today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow Nao: There’s nothing special about tomorrow Nao: But there is something special about watching his face as the panic sets in

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3 years ago

Sousuke: Rin and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other Sousuke: We've been awake since Friday Rin: WELL IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG-

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3 years ago

Kisumi: Hey, can I have your number? Makoto: Sure, it’s- Haru: *throwing Makoto’s phone to the ground* Oh it’s broken, sorry

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5 years ago

[watching a nature documentary] Narrator: Virtually nothing can survive in this environment Rin, extremely defensive for no reason: I bet I could

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5 years ago

Kisumi: How petty can you be? Hiyori: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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5 years ago

Ikuya: I’m fine Hiyori: You don’t look like you’re fine Ikuya: Then stop looking

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5 years ago

Ai: I can’t stop worrying about the tournament tomorrow, I need a distraction Rin: Want Sousuke to flex and make all the buttons pop off his shirt? Ai: Yes! He can do that? Sousuke: The challenge is keeping the buttons on

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5 years ago

[future fish au] Rin: You have the right to remain silent Momo: Doesn't mean I have to

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5 years ago

Rin: I win Sousuke: I’m literally pinning you down Rin: I know

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5 years ago

Ikuya: So what’s your type? Hiyori: Quiet, dedicated, oblivious, soft hair, pretty eyelashes... Ikuya: That kind of sounds like me, it’s too bad that we’re just friends huh? Hiyori: Did I mention oblivious? Ikuya: Yes, why? Hiyori: Just making sure

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5 years ago

Ai: I sure showed those guys, huh? Ai: Did you see how uncomfortable they got when I started crying?

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5 years ago

Ikuya: I need help with this homework. Can you give me an example of a metaphor? Natsuya: Hmm... “my life is a trainwreck” Ikuya: I know, but will you help me or not?