incorrect gugudan @incorrectggd

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7 years ago

mina: i can wink with both eyes mina: i call it mina: blinking

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7 years ago

hana: life is hard but at least tiddies are soft

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7 years ago

sally: i told sejeong a sentence in chinese last week sally: she thinks it means "i adore you" sally: but she's really been saying "spit in my mouth" to everybody

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7 years ago

mimi: hey nayoung [pointing at a line in a book] mimi: it says here you're a bitch

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7 years ago

who is your zombie apocalypse partner? jan - haebin feb - hana mar - nayoung apr - mimi may - haebin jun - mina jul - hyeyeon aug - sally sep - mimi oct - soyee nov - sejeong dec - hyeyeon

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7 years ago

sally: i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside, but hey, it’s whatever

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7 years ago

mimi: what can i say? i’m charming and irresponsible mimi: *irresistible soyee: mimi this is a verbal conversation

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7 years ago

haebin: this is my girlfriend nayoung haebin: and this is nayoung's girlfriend mina

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7 years ago

hyeyeon: so basically you say "wig" when someone says something super epic or cool sejeong: oh i see [later] hana: i’m in love with you sejeong: wig

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7 years ago

mimi: i would die for you sally: i would never let that happen mimi: i would die for you hyeyeon: you will mimi: i would die for you soyee: seems excessive, but okay

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7 years ago

hana: there is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your house is haunted

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7 years ago

nayoung: i forgot what BFG stood for and i sat there for a solid five minutes going "no they wouldn't name a kid's film big fucking giant would they? would they?"

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7 years ago

mina: this guy has been bothering me sejeong: kill him mina: sejeong, softer: i kill him for you? haebin: sejeong no

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7 years ago

sally: remember that time yoda mounted luke haebin: don't . haebin: don't say it like that

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7 years ago

sejeong, talking to a dog: you're soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that's my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

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7 years ago

hyeyeon: if you ever look up to me youre wrong hyeyeon: this isnt cause im short im not short hyeyeon: this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent