(in)correct haikyuu!! @incorrecthq

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7 years ago

bokuto: do you lift bro kuroo: yeah dude how’d you know? bokuto: because you lift my heart whenever you’re around kuroo: [tearing up] bro

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7 years ago

akaashi: hey kou- akaashi: why is our marriage certificate on fire? bokuto: good luck returning me without a receipt! akaashi: [walks away]

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7 years ago

noya: you okay? asahi: afraid. noya: of what? asahi: AFRAID.

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7 years ago

semi: what did you do tendou: semi: what tendou: i sucked dick on accident semi: hOW THE FUCK DO YOU-

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7 years ago

suga: swear words are illegal now, say one and you’ll be fined noya: heck suga: you’re on fucking thin ice suga: WAIT NO

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7 years ago

oikawa: im such an idiot! iwazumi: oikawa: iwazumi: if you’re waiting for me to disagree we’re going to be here a while

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7 years ago

hinata: sometimes i feel like im not as smart as everyone else here tsukishima: you’re as dumb as you are short hinata: [tearing up] thanks tsukishima tsukishima: [walking away] no problem! hinata: ...wait

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7 years ago

kageyama: could you be quiet i’m trying to think tsukishima: don’t worry, doing anything for the first time can be difficult [sent in by: @m_akotos]

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7 years ago

kuroo: [at the front of a store with yaku] we lost our team can we make a quick announcement? employee: sure kuroo & yaku: [speaking into the speaker] goodbye you little shits

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7 years ago

akaashi: happy one year baby! bokuto: akaashi: bokuto: b-but im 18

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7 years ago

bokuto: i’m not needy! konoha: bokuto, you are literally the definition of needy akaashi: remember that time when you texted me at 3am just to check if i wasn’t mad at you?

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7 years ago

hinata: suga-san what’s a blowjob? suga: uhh, when someone blowdries someone else’s hair it’s called a blowjob! kageyama: [ comes inside wet from rain ] hinata: kageyama, you’re wet! let me give you a blowjob kageyama: [ spits out drink ]

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7 years ago

mad dog: i like everyone on the seijoh team, iwaizumi, yahaba and.. mad dog: [ squinting at smudged writing on his hand ] owinkawo

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7 years ago

suga: its kinda cold daichi: here’s babe take my jacket oikawa: im cold too iwaizumi: WELL DAMN SHITTYKAWA I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER

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7 years ago

bokuto: brooo kuroo: bro bokuto: bRO kuroo: bro? bokuto: bro. tsukishima: d-did they just have a conversation by just saying bro?? akaashi: yep. you get used to it

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7 years ago

bokuto: 3> bokuto: wait how do i turn around the three akaashi: oh my god akaashi: < + 3 = <3 bokuto: bokuto: you know i cant do math problems akaashi

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7 years ago

hinata: [angry] thats it. kageyama: what? hinata: you’re officially uninvited to my wedding kageyama: you mean our wedding? hinata: yes, you’re not coming. kageyama: that doesn’t even make sense-

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7 years ago

Yamaguchi : THE FLOOR IS LAVA Tsukishima : *lays down* Yamaguchi : Tsukki no.

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7 years ago

kuroo: bro i had a dream we fucked bokuto: bro its just a dream kuroo: ha gay, i wouldn’t fuck you bokuto: [tearing up] you wouldn’t? kuroo: i mean unless you want too

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7 years ago

Bokuto : What am I supposed to do while you’re out? Akaashi : I don’t know. What do you usually do when I’m gone? Bokuto : [tearing up] Bokuto : Wait for you to come back.