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6 years ago

scott, nora & patch

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6 years ago

nora: how are you feeling today? patch: not so good, i have this weird headache that comes and goes nora: what- scott [enters the room]: sup guys patch: there it is

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6 years ago

vee: so... are you the big spoon or the little spoon? patch: i’m a knife nora [screaming from another room]: he’s the little spoon

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6 years ago

patch: you were stabbed , do you remember anything? nora: no, just the ambulance ride to the hospital patch: but i drove you nora: but i swear i heard a siren patch: oh... that was just scott screaming scott: i got nervous, my bad

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6 years ago

patch: have you already tried flirting with vee? scott: hello? of course and i gave her “the look” patch: ok show me [scott bites his lip seductively] patch: um... have you considered bitting your bottom lip?

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6 years ago

scott *being over dramatic*: i am a complete failure vee: yes, you are scott: I’ve completely failed at life nora: yes, you have scott *annoyed*: i could use some words of encouragement guys patch: yes, you could

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6 years ago

scott: sup patch, can i ask you something that may annoy you a little bit? patch: since when do you ask for permission?

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6 years ago

rixon: how the hell did you find me patch: easy, i just listened for the sound of complete and utter and betrayal and followed it

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6 years ago

patch: i only feel on kind of emotion and it is anger scott: oh right, last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis patch: out of anger

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6 years ago

and i oop-

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6 years ago

police officer: tell me your names scott: don’t say anything, patch police officer: *writes down* patch... patch: *sarcastically* oh great, good job, scott police officer: *writes down* scott... patch: shit

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6 years ago

patch is cooking, nora is hiding under the sink, vee is climbing the wall and scott is recording

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6 years ago

rixon: a patch:

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

patch: as much as i hate to admit it, i guess nora would’ve wanted us to get along scott: it’s true, this is what she would have wanted nora *from across the room*: stop talking like i’m dead

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6 years ago

waiter: so what would you like to order? scott: can i get a milkshake with two straws, please? vee *blushing*: scott, that’s so — scott *putting both straws in his mouth*: watch how fast i can drink now.