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6 years ago

Regina: Step 1, be straight. [Manuela walks past] Regina: Failed step 1.

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6 years ago

Machu: Manu, get that hideous thing out of the dorm please. Manuela: Emilia, Machu wants you out of the dorm.

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6 years ago

Daniel: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out! Keiko: In a dating type way or assassination type way? Daniel: I don't know, surprise me.

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6 years ago

Manuela: In 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Regina's second wife. Regina: What happened to my first wife? Manuela: Nothing you can prove.

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6 years ago

Ulises: So what’s the new rule here? Machu: No daring Silverio to do stupid stuff. Ulises: Why? Silverio, grumpily: Because I have no regard for my personal well being...

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6 years ago

Romina: Just so you know, if you go to prison I won't wait for you. Silverio: You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know this.

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6 years ago

Romi: No wait, wait, guys. If we follow the rules, it’s still fun. And it means something! Manuela: See ya. Machu: Yeah, I’m gonna take off. [everyone leaves] Romi: Guys! Rules are good! Rules help control the fun!

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6 years ago

Martina: Dad, I can't sleep I'm scared. Claudio: Oh sweetheart don't be scared. Claudio: BE TERRIFIED. [Martina screams] [Emilia glares angrily from a distance]

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6 years ago

Pablo: Manuela? Manuela: *sighs* Regina used to call me Manuela. Pablo: Because it’s your fucking name.

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6 years ago

Machu: [Hands a flower pot to Emilia] I got you this, it reminded me of you. Emilia: Awww, thank you. Machu: ‘Cause it’s cheap and fake. Emilia:

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6 years ago

Tony: Hey, what color are Claudio's eyes? Ulises: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain. Tony: What? Ulises: I said brown.

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6 years ago

León: How do you pronounce “Keiko”? Daniel: With respect.

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6 years ago

[Manuela filling out a form] Manuela: Pablo, what’s an occupation? Pablo: It’s what you do. Manuela: [Nods as she writes down Regina's name]

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6 years ago

Machu: *looking in the mirror while crying* Machu: *poses with peace sign*

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Someone: Aww, you guys are a cute couple. Romi: Oh no, we’re not together. We’re not a couple. We’re definitely not a couple. Manuela: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, I’m not good enough for you? Romi: We are not having this conversation again.

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6 years ago

Machu: Hello people who do not sleep here. Emilia: Hi. Ulises: Hello. Claudio: Hey. Machu, to Tony: I gave you the key for emergencies. Tony: We were out of doritos.