incorrect deadly class @incorrectmarcus

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7 years ago

mcdonald’s employee: “please sir, get off the table” marcus, on acid: “I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES” *dumping fries onto the floor* “BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKING LITTLE ONES”

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7 years ago

judge: “do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth” marcus: “no” judge: *covers mic* “what do I do”

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7 years ago

Marcus: “I never know what to say to people at funerals” Willie: just say “I’m sorry for your loss,” then move on. *later, at a funeral* Marcus: “I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.”

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7 years ago

chico: *exists* saya: “I hope you’re not allergic to nuts” saya: “‘cus I’m gonna kick yours up your throat”

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7 years ago

billy: “the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, deal with it” saya: “darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding, you cannot have a coin with one side-“ marcus: “yo socrates, it’s a fucking cookie”