incorrect mean girls musical quotes @incorrectmgbway

regina: that would go against my moral compass aaron: your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel

damian: we need to talk about your last will janis: what about it? damian: well, the only thing you wrote was ‘bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archaeologists lmao’.

judge: you’ve both been charged with... breaking into a pet store? gretchen, into the mic: we thought the puppies might be lonely, your honor karen: *nods vigorously from seat*

karen: hello mf! regina: do you know what that means? karen: my...friend...?

cady: how long are we going to sit here and watch her do that? damian: just give her a second janis: *forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that says pull*

aaron: what are your 3 best qualities? damian: i’m gay, i have soft hair and sometimes i cry because i love my friends

gretchen: what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child? janis: that i was straight

*picking up a cake for cady’s birthday* damian: can we get a cake for me too? janis: its not your birthday damian: the cake won’t know

janis: we’re playing scrabble, it’s a nightmare damian: scrabble? scrabble’s great janis: not when you’re playing with cady it’s not, she puts words like “ephemeral” and i put “dog"

regina: you're right gretchen: that's... that's an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

damian: we should play 20 questions janis: i already know everything about you damian: just ask something random janis: uh okay when was the last time you- damian: triangle. do you have a crush on cady?

gretchen: i have a riddle damian: what? gretchen: you’re driving fast, and suddenly janis and regina walk in front of you. what do you hit? damian: regina 100%, i could never hit janis regina: the brakes! you hit the brakes dumbass

damian: guys are hot janis: girls are hot cady: why is everybody so hot? karen: global warming

damian: oh my god what happened? why are you crying? karen: i’m not crying *sniffle* my eyes are just watering from the smoke that’s coming from the fire in the kitchen. again. damian: ... karen: ... damian: the WHAT????

kidnappers: we have your daughter regina: i don’t have a daughter kidnappers: then who just asked for a warm glass of chocolate milk and made us cut the crust of her sandwich? regina: oh my god you have karen

cady walking into her and janis’s apartment: why are you standing on the table? janis: i live in this apartment and i can do what i want and you cannot stop me- cady: is there a spider? janis: yes it’s in the corner please kill it

cady: what’s a thot? janis: it’s a thoughtful person *later* regina: here’s a cookie, cady cady: thanks regina you’re such a thot! regina: *spits out drink*

janis: cady is so pretty karen: don’t be jealous janis, you’re pretty too janis: i’m not being jealous, i’m being gay

gretchen: jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that much regina: oh my god, you’ve been to jail? gretchen: once. in monopoly

damian: have you heard from cady? regina: i’m sure everything is fine. we left her with janis damian: those two sentences don’t go together