incorrect ninjago @incorrectninjas

jay: is it okay if i swear? kai: yeah, you're allowed to swear jay: fffff- kai: go on jay: i'm nervous

[at a restaurant] kai: hey, are you single? cole: yeah i am kai: [takes away the extra chair in front of cole] kai: thanks

cole: if your house was on fire and you could only take one thing, what would it be? lloyd: a nap

kai: you were stabbed. do you remember anything? lloyd: only the ambulance ride to the hospital kai: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you lloyd: but i heard a siren? kai: that was jay jay: i'm sorry, i got nervous!

zane: treat spiders the way you want to be treated jay: killed without hesitation

villain: you are, without doubt, the worst ninja i have ever heard of jay: jay: but you have heard of me

jay: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull* kai, recording him: just push harder

cole: so, do you want to talk about your feelings, lloyd? lloyd: nope! jay: i do! cole: i know, jay jay: i’m sad cole: i know, jay

lloyd, to a villain: i don’t think my dad would’ve wanted his own son to murder someone garmadon, in the afterlife: kill the rat

zane: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before you go to bed lloyd: no zane: this was a gentle reminder and yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage

cole: you’re one of my best friends, but i’d fuck you if you ask jay: what? cole: what? kai, eating chips in the background: he said he’d fuck you if you asked

wu: there are seven chair and ten kids. what do you do? jay: have everyone stand zane: bring three more chairs kai: the most important ones can sit down nya: kill three

lloyd: i’m the leader of this team and you will refer to me as such! jay: ok, such

kai: i just dropped my new single kai: it’s me kai: i’m single

zane, parking the car: can you get a table? kai: sure [a few minutes later] kai, sprinting out of the restaurant while carrying a table: START THE CAR

kai: *sighs* nya: kai? kai: it’s just sad... nya: what’s wrong?? kai: people think there’s no such thing as a perfect person...yet, here i am

kai: i’m having a baby lloyd: oh, okay that’s gr- kai, slamming down a pad of adoption papers: it’s you, sign here

kai: where’s my fucking sword? zane: kai, there are kids around. could you say it nicer? kai: sorry kai: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking sword?

zane: what’s trending right now? nya: knee high socks cole: hip-hop kai: cool ranch doritos! jay: dinky donuts lloyd: pain

kai: did you eat all of my powdered donuts?? jay: *stuttering* n-no kai: then what’s that white powder on your jeans??! jay, in tears: cocaine