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incorrect dnp @incorrectphan

5 years ago

phil: dan howard dan: youtube.com/watch?v=3nIvmI…

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5 years ago

therapist: how would you describe your childhood? dan: probably with adjectives

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5 years ago

phil: [gets down on one knee] dan: omg it's finally happening phil: [ties his shoelaces] dan: he finally stopped wearing crocs

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5 years ago

dan: you are exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it phil: i am… not. but just in case, i’m gonna go back to my room and check the dictionary

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

Dan: oh hey why’d you get up from bed? Phil: curtain’s haunted Dan: what? Phil: *loading a pistol and leaving the bedroom* curtain’s haunted

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5 years ago

dan: what’s the nicest way to tell someone their baby is ugly? phil: say “aww, they look just like you”

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5 years ago

dan: this cookie is... spicy. it's supposed to be sweet. it's not even fully baked. if i have to rate this, i would give it three points- phil: i made it myself! dan: -out of three points