Incorrect Quartet Night @incorrectqn

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Incorrect Quartet Night @incorrectqn

a month ago

Reiji: Hey Myu-chan, have you ever tried singing in the shower? Camus: No, why would I do that? Reiji: Because the acoustics are amazing! I sound like a choir of angels in there. Camus: Hmph, I don't need a shower to sound like a god. My vocal cords are made of pure gold.

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a month ago

Ranmaru: Let's be honest with each other. Camus: Your haircut is terrible. Camus: And your shoes are ugly. Ranmaru: Okay, let's not be honest.

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a month ago

Ranmaru: I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Camus: I can imagine how frustrating that must be for you.

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a month ago

Ranmaru: I have a great idea for a business. Reiji: Let's hear it. Ranmaru: It's like Uber, but for cats. Reiji: I'm investing.

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a month ago

Ai: Will Ranmaru be okay? Camus: He won’t be when I find them.

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a month ago

Camus: *aggressively throws pencil at Ranmaru* Ranmaru, deadpan: Oh no. I've been stabbed. I've been impaled.

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6 months ago

Reiji, packing everyone's lunches after an argument: This was NOT made with love today, just so you all know.

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6 months ago

Ranmaru: We need a diversion. I say Reiji gets naked. Ai: No. Ranmaru: I could get naked. Camus: NO!

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6 months ago

Camus: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Ai: Wow, I've gotta hear about this. Camus: I was angry and envious of my neigbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Ai: You forgot pride. Camus: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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6 months ago

Ai: Okay, can we all stop saying stupid shit for a moment, please?! Ranmaru: Alright. Reiji: Hey, I- Ai: SHUT UP! Reiji: I haven't even finished my sentence- Ranmaru: It was bound to be stupid.

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Incorrect Quartet Night @incorrectqn

6 months ago

Ranmaru: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy. Ranmaru: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward. Ranmaru: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun, bitch.

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6 months ago

Reiji: I may be stupid. Ai: Reiji: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?

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7 months ago

Ai: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away. Camus, to Ranmaru: Alright, which bin do you wanna go in—

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7 months ago

Ranmaru: Reiji learned how to fold origami penguins from Ai the other day. I told him, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the fridge.

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7 months ago

Reiji: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Ai: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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7 months ago

Reiji: It’s beautiful outside this morning! Camus: It’s 2AM. Reiji: It’s beautiful outside! Ranmaru: We’re indoors. Reiji: It’s beautiful! Ai: It’s storming. Reiji: It’s!

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7 months ago

Ai: You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do? Reiji: Eat a nickel. Ai: A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories. Ranmaru: Eat a nickel. Ai: Ok.

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Incorrect Quartet Night @incorrectqn

7 months ago

Ranmaru: Things will get better! The rest of Quartet Night: Ranmaru: Okay, maybe they won’t. Ranmaru: But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!