incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

conversations or scenarios that stejay likely never said or experienced. created purely for entertainment. some content may be nsfw. Joined March 2025

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AHOF @AHOF_official

a month ago

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

2 months ago

Steven: JL I really do love you JL: And the Pancit Canton is almost done Steven: What? You comparing my love to instant noodles? JL: No, but Pancit Canton can satisfy me in 3 minutes. Can you? Steven: *unbuckling his belt* JL: Stop! We have a flight in an hour!

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

2 months ago

*JL about to do his song cover* Steven: You don’t have to do that. JL: I promised the fans. Steven: *sulks* JL: Don’t pout—you already get the backstage pass and the boyfriend privileges. Let them have a few minutes of delusion.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

6 months ago

Steven: I think we need to break up. JL: *brows furrow* What? Are you serious? Steven: April Fools! *laughs* JL: Well, I actually want to break up with you, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.” Steven: Wait, what? Are you serious?

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

6 months ago

You: So... I accidentally told my mom we were engaged. JL: What?! When did this happen? Steven: Just now. She’s already planning the wedding. JL: Warahek?

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

6 months ago

JL: I’ve been thinking... I think we need a break. Steven: Wait, what? Are you serious? You: Yeah, like a long one. Like, 10 minutes. I’m gonna grab a snack. Steven: You are SO evil.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL: What's your favorite meal? Steven: You. 😏

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7 months ago

JL: STEVEN, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. STEVEN: Ooooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL: I love you. STEVEN: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday. JL: That’s an unrelated fact.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL: Roses are red, violets are blue... Sunflowers are yellow... Tulips come in all kinds of colours... Daffodils are also yellow. STEVEN: Are you writing a poem? JL: No, I just like flowers.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

STEVEN: you're pretty, my yel. JL: looks can be deceiving... STEVEN: I'm more than willing to be fooled just by you.

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL : I’m home! Steven : Welcome back! Do you want dinner or... do you want me? 😏 JL : I’ll have the dinner. Steven : *throwing his bibble-designed oven mitt while mumbling angrily*

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking. STEVEN: Huh? JL: You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to annoy me. So cut it out- STEVEN: I love you. JL: STEVEN: STEVEN: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup. JL: I KNEW IT!

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

Steven: I will always be with you. JL: Wow. Holy Spirit yarn?

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incorrect stejay @incorrectstejay

7 months ago

JL: [ talking to himself ] JL: is everything going to be okay? Steven: [ exist, slowly approaching JL ] Steven: good morning, 3-pick! JL: [ smiles fondly ] JL: everything is going to be okay.